Ho di nuovo collezionato nouve stazioni a Napoli. #centrodirezionale

Nice knowing you all. I'm staying here. Could somebody feed the cats and the teenagers for me?

I obey #gurucat

I haven't really bothered with social media much for the last few years, and much prefer to leave the political comment to others.

However, bloody hell. The news from the last few weeks, and especially today, makes me think we're headed for even more turbulent times. I don't think the UK is ready.

This is a new one. Flyposters on a flytipped fridge. It's been there so long that the circus closes tonight.

I may have overestimated the number of smoked scamorza that one household needs. Send help.

Clearing out the loft and it's over 40 degrees up there.

2 x CRT monitors, 2 x CRT TVs, 2 x old Vacuum Cleaners, 2 x pushchairs...

Obviously my long-forgotten "Stewart's Ark" experiment didn't work. Thankfully they haven't procreated.

I've just had to report the Co-Op delivery driver to the police.

The world has truly reached a new, and unexpected, low.

When did you first realise you had gone on holiday by mistake?

Having a bit of clearout and accidentally opened a wormhole. Anybody want a rare PHP6 / MySQL6 book from another dimension?

Hmm.

I've been lurking here for over a week but I've not really posted anything. Seems like the best of the alternatives so far.