Stewart Teece
@stewart-teece.bsky.social
Provincial man of mystery.
If you're doing Emergency Medicine in the West of Scotland you have my deepest apologies
If you're doing Emergency Medicine in the West of Scotland you have my deepest apologies
We are all going to feel daft when we found out the ice-caps are only melting because one of the council domestics forgot to plug them back in after using the socket to do some hoovering.
November 16, 2025 at 4:27 PM
We are all going to feel daft when we found out the ice-caps are only melting because one of the council domestics forgot to plug them back in after using the socket to do some hoovering.
Perhaps Shakin' Stevens is coming round
November 13, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Perhaps Shakin' Stevens is coming round
Less so Scone Macarone
November 11, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Less so Scone Macarone
Exactly! Scone Bakewell sounds like an abomination. But I would definitely try one.
November 11, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Exactly! Scone Bakewell sounds like an abomination. But I would definitely try one.
I was in Redcar for a funeral recently, drove back along the Trunk Road and was just shocked by the lack of- well everything.
November 11, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I was in Redcar for a funeral recently, drove back along the Trunk Road and was just shocked by the lack of- well everything.
I'm not sure the appeals to patriotism by massively overstaffing the Red Arrows works.
November 8, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I'm not sure the appeals to patriotism by massively overstaffing the Red Arrows works.
Also if it had let loose that much bear spray there would've been loads of bears by the end of the clip.
November 4, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Also if it had let loose that much bear spray there would've been loads of bears by the end of the clip.
I remember being in court and the judge saying that the defendant said "all my friends are queer and I'm going to burn them". Had to reply that it was definitely a typo as the gentleman sang it, and the song had actions that left no room for doubt.
October 30, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I remember being in court and the judge saying that the defendant said "all my friends are queer and I'm going to burn them". Had to reply that it was definitely a typo as the gentleman sang it, and the song had actions that left no room for doubt.
My arms would have ached for days after the last time I strangled a horse, fortunately the murderspiders getting me seconds into my post-equine-strangulation glow prevented that
October 22, 2025 at 12:38 PM
My arms would have ached for days after the last time I strangled a horse, fortunately the murderspiders getting me seconds into my post-equine-strangulation glow prevented that
Well obviously, those horns are just perfect for using like a pulley to get extra power for garrotting. It's just easier.
October 22, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Well obviously, those horns are just perfect for using like a pulley to get extra power for garrotting. It's just easier.
Yes, I've often dreamt of being fed to pigs, in paste form, where that paste was formed by farmhouse ninja mice. 2 out of three
September 27, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Yes, I've often dreamt of being fed to pigs, in paste form, where that paste was formed by farmhouse ninja mice. 2 out of three
We could have been friends, not close friends because I won't share oats, but would probably go to poetry readings together.
September 27, 2025 at 2:03 PM
We could have been friends, not close friends because I won't share oats, but would probably go to poetry readings together.
Strangled a bloody horse. But feel empty inside
September 27, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Strangled a bloody horse. But feel empty inside
Some sort of wrangler should be there to control the Jorse.
August 17, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Some sort of wrangler should be there to control the Jorse.
Really sorry to hear that Rick. It's not right. Hope you feel better soon.
July 29, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Really sorry to hear that Rick. It's not right. Hope you feel better soon.
sssshhhhhhhhhhhh!
Before Justin suggest Quantumble Leap
Before Justin suggest Quantumble Leap
June 12, 2025 at 9:21 PM
sssshhhhhhhhhhhh!
Before Justin suggest Quantumble Leap
Before Justin suggest Quantumble Leap
I had "suffering circumcision"
Cos it's hard and it's strange and it's totally cruel
Cos it's hard and it's strange and it's totally cruel
June 12, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I had "suffering circumcision"
Cos it's hard and it's strange and it's totally cruel
Cos it's hard and it's strange and it's totally cruel
Didn't recognise him without his hat
Pigsy Sad GIF
Alt: Pigsy Sad GIF
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June 2, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Didn't recognise him without his hat
Is that from the song "Wranglers in the bin"
May 15, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Is that from the song "Wranglers in the bin"
So which of the tech-bro billionaires do you think is the Emperor of Mankind? Is he sat in the Golden throne thinking that whilst Horus may be his obvious greatest mistake it's not as embarrassing as sending Katy Perry into space? Or is it shit cars?
May 7, 2025 at 5:03 PM
So which of the tech-bro billionaires do you think is the Emperor of Mankind? Is he sat in the Golden throne thinking that whilst Horus may be his obvious greatest mistake it's not as embarrassing as sending Katy Perry into space? Or is it shit cars?