Stevo the Human
stevothehuman.bsky.social
Stevo the Human
@stevothehuman.bsky.social
It's Stevo time!

Jokes I thought up while stoned will be tagged with #dank.
Reimu told me, "You're terrible at this game. Give me the controller." Then she did this. #ふもふも
December 30, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Thanksgiving
November 29, 2025 at 1:42 AM
The other day I got stoned and thought of the billion-dollar idea of making a waifu gacha game where all the characters were based off buildings. Then I just remembered to be extra careful about the character designs if I pursue it, because of this gem of a line. #dank
November 12, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I gotta commend Little Debbie's anti-shoplifting precautions. A stoner will look at this entire shelf of snack cakes in a debilitating fit of munchies, and the one thing they will steal is the sign that says,"Today, we bake."
October 29, 2025 at 8:48 PM
September 16, 2025 at 12:11 AM
#cirno #cirnoday #9月9日はチルノの日 #チルノの日 #チルノ "I'll cryo-freeze you together with some English beef!"
The English beef:
September 9, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I overheard this many moons ago when I thought my third eye was opening. #dank
August 6, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Guys, neither of these are my gender. Do I just pee my pants here?
July 22, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Remembering that I made this months ago. #dank
July 9, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Here's some fun Deltarune trivia for my fellow fans!
June 10, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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April 23, 2025 at 5:14 PM