Stevn Dakoda
@stevndakoda.bsky.social
just a Midwest homo trying to make it through this hellscape we call America
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something about the watermelon redbull makes my pussy throbbbb
April 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM
something about the watermelon redbull makes my pussy throbbbb
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shidding and farding
March 26, 2025 at 4:46 AM
shidding and farding
me on Wheel of Fortune: i’d like to buy a pizza!
Ryan Seacrest: wait. what? don’t you mean vowel?
me: nope! pizza
Ryan Seacrest: alright, let’s move on to Debbie..is she going to solve the puzzle?
me: gimme pizza or gimme death
Ryan Seacrest: get out
Ryan Seacrest: wait. what? don’t you mean vowel?
me: nope! pizza
Ryan Seacrest: alright, let’s move on to Debbie..is she going to solve the puzzle?
me: gimme pizza or gimme death
Ryan Seacrest: get out
March 17, 2025 at 1:19 AM
me on Wheel of Fortune: i’d like to buy a pizza!
Ryan Seacrest: wait. what? don’t you mean vowel?
me: nope! pizza
Ryan Seacrest: alright, let’s move on to Debbie..is she going to solve the puzzle?
me: gimme pizza or gimme death
Ryan Seacrest: get out
Ryan Seacrest: wait. what? don’t you mean vowel?
me: nope! pizza
Ryan Seacrest: alright, let’s move on to Debbie..is she going to solve the puzzle?
me: gimme pizza or gimme death
Ryan Seacrest: get out
i’ve seen a lot of posts about how MAYHEM is a no skip album and i just definitely do not agree with that
March 14, 2025 at 7:04 AM
i’ve seen a lot of posts about how MAYHEM is a no skip album and i just definitely do not agree with that
Gwen Stefani hawking a prayer app wasn’t on my 2025 bingo card
March 9, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Gwen Stefani hawking a prayer app wasn’t on my 2025 bingo card
youtu.be/No_avjkyTLo?... it took me 5 listens but i’m kinda liking MAYHEM
Lady Gaga - Killah (feat. Gesaffelstein) [Official Audio]
YouTube video by LadyGagaVEVO
youtu.be
March 8, 2025 at 3:48 AM
youtu.be/No_avjkyTLo?... it took me 5 listens but i’m kinda liking MAYHEM
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People who didn’t understand Kendrick Lamar‘s halftime show also don’t understand how tariffs work.
February 12, 2025 at 4:20 PM
People who didn’t understand Kendrick Lamar‘s halftime show also don’t understand how tariffs work.
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Magastonia (Texas) is preparing to pass a law requiring the Ten Commandments in schools and prayer, Bible study.
Their premise is that America is founded on Christianity so it must be taught in schools, ignoring the founding fathers separation of church and state.
White Christian nationalist fascist
Their premise is that America is founded on Christianity so it must be taught in schools, ignoring the founding fathers separation of church and state.
White Christian nationalist fascist
February 12, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Magastonia (Texas) is preparing to pass a law requiring the Ten Commandments in schools and prayer, Bible study.
Their premise is that America is founded on Christianity so it must be taught in schools, ignoring the founding fathers separation of church and state.
White Christian nationalist fascist
Their premise is that America is founded on Christianity so it must be taught in schools, ignoring the founding fathers separation of church and state.
White Christian nationalist fascist
i used to want to be as flexible as Madonna when she was studying Kabbalah. now i’m just happy if i don’t hurt my back from farting too hard
February 12, 2025 at 12:10 PM
i used to want to be as flexible as Madonna when she was studying Kabbalah. now i’m just happy if i don’t hurt my back from farting too hard
being gay is a political statement in itself. so to be a conservative gay person…it just doesn’t make sense. you’re literally aligning yourself with values that are upheld by people that want you dead
February 12, 2025 at 6:11 AM
being gay is a political statement in itself. so to be a conservative gay person…it just doesn’t make sense. you’re literally aligning yourself with values that are upheld by people that want you dead
Red, White, and Blue Land sounds like a really terrible patriotic PS1 game where the villain is a billionaire president
February 12, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Red, White, and Blue Land sounds like a really terrible patriotic PS1 game where the villain is a billionaire president
Spencer Pratt and i messaged back and forth on instagram. LeAnn Rimes liked my comment. Countess Luann liked my comment. today was a weird day on Instagram for me. weird, but cool. i had to help Spencer Pratt find a certain DJ’s insta..it felt like a dream. a really weird dream. i ain’t complaining
February 12, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Spencer Pratt and i messaged back and forth on instagram. LeAnn Rimes liked my comment. Countess Luann liked my comment. today was a weird day on Instagram for me. weird, but cool. i had to help Spencer Pratt find a certain DJ’s insta..it felt like a dream. a really weird dream. i ain’t complaining
Gulf of America sounds so corny
February 11, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Gulf of America sounds so corny
I AM HAVING A FULL BLOWN CONVERSATION WITH SPENCER PRATT ON INSTAGRAM. WHAT IS HAPPENING IN MY LIFE?!
February 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I AM HAVING A FULL BLOWN CONVERSATION WITH SPENCER PRATT ON INSTAGRAM. WHAT IS HAPPENING IN MY LIFE?!
SPENCER PRATT REPLIED TO MY MESSAGE ON INSTAGRAM 🤯
February 11, 2025 at 10:14 PM
SPENCER PRATT REPLIED TO MY MESSAGE ON INSTAGRAM 🤯
i DEMAND a pop comeback of Jessica Simpson
February 11, 2025 at 10:12 PM
i DEMAND a pop comeback of Jessica Simpson
the chokehold Jewel - Intuition had on me as a kid. holy shit
February 11, 2025 at 9:19 PM
the chokehold Jewel - Intuition had on me as a kid. holy shit
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why does music sound better late at night? I can hear a song that has zero impact during the day but hear that same song after 10pm and it’s like transcendent
February 11, 2025 at 4:52 PM
why does music sound better late at night? I can hear a song that has zero impact during the day but hear that same song after 10pm and it’s like transcendent
is Kanye ok? (no, absolutely not)
February 11, 2025 at 8:28 PM
is Kanye ok? (no, absolutely not)
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kendrick's incredible performance at the super bowl reminded me that i am not petty enough
i can be more of a hater
i can do better
i can be more of a hater
i can do better
February 10, 2025 at 4:23 PM
kendrick's incredible performance at the super bowl reminded me that i am not petty enough
i can be more of a hater
i can do better
i can be more of a hater
i can do better
i’m going to see LeAnn Rimes in April and i am so stoked. i haven’t been to a show since 2019 when i saw Madonna on the Madame X Tour
February 11, 2025 at 8:22 PM
i’m going to see LeAnn Rimes in April and i am so stoked. i haven’t been to a show since 2019 when i saw Madonna on the Madame X Tour
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The opening lines of Mississippi Queen are “Mississippi Queen, if you know what I mean?”
No, you just started singing
No, you just started singing
February 10, 2025 at 8:33 PM
The opening lines of Mississippi Queen are “Mississippi Queen, if you know what I mean?”
No, you just started singing
No, you just started singing
if Trump can get away with anything then i can microdose my racist family members without their permission. deal with it, Dwayne
February 11, 2025 at 8:18 PM
if Trump can get away with anything then i can microdose my racist family members without their permission. deal with it, Dwayne