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Stevis will try to keep people safe
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Husband. Father. Physicist. Umpire. Striving for Neutral Good but probably ends up more Lawful Neutral. SALA Team Six. He/him.

Why should we leave the country? They're the no talent ass clowns.

Any reference to SALA are of course purely farcical.
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Laura Roslin taking the Colonial oath of office in Battlestar Galactica
November 13, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Mamdani sign style: "The Witch of November for Edmund Fitzgerald"
November 9, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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"How many ICE agents do you think Ditka could take down single handedly?"
Chicago Superfans, from SNL
November 6, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Please tell me this is the mascot for OK CHRIST
Buddy Christ from _Dogma_
October 14, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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October 11, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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PACKERS WIN THE SUPERBOWL
Poster for The Giant Spider Invasion, as seen on MST3K
October 7, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Munchkin game card: The Gazebo. Absolutely Google the story of you didn't know it.
October 7, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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"And I will remember that it's my job to call balls and strikes and not to pitch or bat"
A particularly awful strike zone scorecard, from Angel Hernandez, which I am using to mock John Roberts
September 29, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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"Why can't you just be normal" meme. "Playoff Odds" are asking the question. The Detroit Tigers old English D logo is screaming in the back seat.
September 25, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.
Dr. Teeth, of the Electric Mayhem
September 7, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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First time meme
September 5, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made a Great Point from Clickhole
September 4, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Is your feed set for it? Cause here's mine:
Screenshot of The Athletic home page as of 6/18/25 7:15AM, showing Stanley Cup Final coverage
June 18, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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So I was driving tonight and had to listen on XM to the White Sox broadcast of the Tigers game and hear this:

"Home Runs are sponsored by Hard Rock Casino. Tickets now available for the Terry Bradshaw show..."
the WHAT meme
June 4, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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what's everyone wearing to the bluesky living funeral?
Monty Python's Nude Organist
May 28, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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The Papal white smoke with a Chicago Cubs "W" win flag crudely pasted on it.
May 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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The Space Pope from Futurama
May 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Me to US National NHL announcers
Bob's Burgers still: "But you're all terrible at what you do, here."
May 8, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
Megaweapon from "Warrior of the Lost World" on MST3k
May 3, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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The average American has three friends
The three fiends from the Inter-Fiend Cooperation Council in the webcomic Order of the Stick
May 2, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Meme edit from Legally Blonde. (Harvard stood up to Trump?//What. like it's hard?)
April 16, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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Krusty explaining why he bet huge on the Washington Generals: he thought they were due
April 8, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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"The numbers have been calculated by the Council of Economic Advisers"
The Computer Council from "Buck Rogers in the 25th Century"
April 3, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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Bernie Sanders asking meme, but begging MLB announcers to learn the rules.
March 30, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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Your teammate, who had to forfeit because you didn't show up on time:
Incredulous baseball player staring at camera
March 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM