Someone once tried to make the best porn film ever made and failed. They wrote a book about the failure called “Once More With Feeling”. Well worth a read.

Surely i’m dreaming? 8 specials!

I would absolutely give my right arm to see you both on Strictly if they changed the format to couples. It’s a genuine offer, rotator cuff is a terrible thing so you’d be doing me two favours in one.

The French have a saying “The floor is too low and heaven is too high. The table though, is perfect.”. When you are sat comfortably at a table with a friend with tea, coffee or whatever takes you fancy, the universe shrinks down to a manageable human size. It’s where joy and peace can be found.

Maybe. But there’s no sense worry about something you have no control over.

“Look at the ribs and shoulder blades on her” said nobody ever. Who wants to cuddle up to an emotionless skeleton?

This is my favourite

I think a connecting wall on BlueSky would be good, but not necessarily on Vicky’s page/timeline/thing.