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Stevie W
@steviestevew.bsky.social
Will read much, post little. Here for politics and to learn things. Maybe quite silly sometimes too.
Slowly sliding here from you know where.
Saw this and thought of you with your ancient fingers.

Easy open Spam. Especially for old gits.
November 20, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I do believe I have an appropriate image for your coat of arms.

The Rampant Cockwomble.
November 16, 2025 at 9:11 PM
All mine included my true love
November 16, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Somewhere, on the wild moors of Yorkshire, a lamb frolics while wearing a prosthetic leg.

It gave it up so that I may enjoy.

Sadly, no one else in the family likes lamb so it’s all mine 👌
November 16, 2025 at 6:08 PM
And should you brave the North, let me know

This is how rough it was last week
November 7, 2025 at 1:54 PM
News of the @originstorypodcast.bsky.social latest season has reached Jingdezhen 景德镇, China

Perhaps @dorianlynskey.bsky.social or @iandunt.bsky.social would care for one (or all) to sit under their watchful gaze whilst they work

I’m sure they would be all very gracious about the latest episodes.
November 6, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I’m h my God.

It was beautiful.

Should you ever find yourselves in the grim barren wasteland that is Harrogate, Spice Culture is THE Indian you need to be at.

I am also drunk.

Also, The Little Ale House. Was nicely toasty post dinner.
November 1, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Flipping delicious.
October 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I’m baking whole squash filled with double cream, Gruyère and Parmesan.

It’s a healthy option.
😉
October 26, 2025 at 6:12 PM
If it makes you feel any better. When I was young & working shifts, I got it wrong & moved the clock the wrong way.

I turned up for a 6am shift at 4am much to the amusement of everyone.

That was a long morning.
October 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
The tide has turned.
October 21, 2025 at 10:53 AM
I took it to mean he’s a battered old Leyland van.
October 19, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Live scenes as the rush for a fresh batch of Fat Rascals is brought to the counter
October 18, 2025 at 10:20 AM
@wulfhelm.bsky.social
Inspired by the wonder that is #shitbirdphotographs I endeavoured to capture some larger fauna.

Oh deer
October 17, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I’m not sure you’re quite right.

I am definitely, absolutely, certainly sure that my wife wants me to buy the V2S travel.

It will keep me out of the house longer.
October 17, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Why thank you.

And a fine good morning to you too.

And here’s a monument dedicated to all cunts everywhere. Well, that’s what it looks like.
October 17, 2025 at 7:41 AM
I have my eye on this⬇️

I assume that the price is a misprint and it’s £19.50.

Alt text
October 16, 2025 at 7:53 PM
If this search is accurate the general population has such a low standard of reading that 20% couldn’t meet the SATs requirement on leaving primary school.

Perhaps they should concentrate on our own shortcomings first.
October 14, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Yep. Currently watching Dune 2 for approximately the 20th time.

Can’t think why
October 12, 2025 at 7:24 PM
The (temporary) off switch is on the belly.
October 4, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Morning.
September 27, 2025 at 7:20 AM
#workingcocker
#dogsonsofas

The look that says “did you mention biscuits?”
September 26, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Echo approves of the message that they are all the bestest boys and girls.

Here she is making sure that the squirrel she saw 3 hours ago hasn’t returned
September 19, 2025 at 11:04 AM
September 19, 2025 at 8:37 AM
And winter took its place.

“Feels like 4°c”

I beg your fucking pardon?
September 15, 2025 at 7:56 AM