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I hadn’t seen that quote. That “but” damn near killed me. Lmao.
December 31, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Why are you reading bedtime stories to Benny Johnson’s kid?
December 30, 2025 at 7:03 PM
December 16, 2025 at 7:04 PM
The Nazis were obsessed with the American idea of manifest destiny.
December 12, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Never Hog Off
December 11, 2025 at 1:16 AM
That era did give us this though: youtu.be/UAyCWqxWXZc?...
Derrick Brooks United Way commercial
YouTube video by Bucs Vault
youtu.be
December 9, 2025 at 3:17 AM
December 9, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I’ve seen a few too. Can’t say I’m thrilled that a rolling refrigerator with giant blind spots is rumbling through the neighborhood where my kids walk around. But it’s hardly the worst offender.
November 19, 2025 at 1:13 AM
We need DNRs but for turning us into AI.
November 14, 2025 at 6:04 PM
A massive tell this guy was not involved in his kids’ early life. Anyone who has dealt with a teething toddler for more than 10
minutes will tell you Motrin is amazing.
November 13, 2025 at 12:02 AM
The tech guys inventing the city bus tweet but instead it’s the Panopticon
November 12, 2025 at 1:56 AM
That car was ticketed for standing in a bus lane earlier this year. He is beyond parody.
November 4, 2025 at 6:45 PM
The one decent thing Cuomo has ever done was light a pile of Bill Ackman’s money on fire.
October 23, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Was recently at an office that had a bowl of Dum Dums and while I was eyeing them up the receptionist said “take a lollipop for your kid!”

Yeah I’ll take one.. for my kid…

Had to round the corner before I popped that butterscotch goodness in.
October 17, 2025 at 2:38 PM
One of the best line deliveries of all time:

“Yes it’s true. This man has no dick”
October 17, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I said to my wife last night: it seems like Cuomo doesn’t even want to be there. Which is funny because no one wants him there either.

I’d say it’s a pointless campaign but burning a pile of Bill Ackman’s money is pretty cool.
October 17, 2025 at 1:57 PM
My one year old has a habit of waving to aircraft that flies by. He stopped halfway through today.
September 29, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I will always think of this Chris Berman video when people bring up OTC drugs with codeine. youtu.be/B0q4oibfs9g?...
Chris Berman On Smuggling Drugs
YouTube video by Northwest57
youtu.be
September 27, 2025 at 11:37 PM
“We had AI recreate what we suspect the note might’ve said…”
September 15, 2025 at 7:11 PM
You really are gonna tease us by not mentioning the protein?????
September 10, 2025 at 8:19 PM
The cat has a first name?
September 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
If he can get away with denying this then the entire point of signatures is moot.
September 10, 2025 at 12:41 AM