Steven Downton
@steviehoudini.bsky.social
psaccessfans.bsky.social runner. Actual runner. Gamer. Trendsetter. Grey Fox. Big Smashy. Mr Grind. See The Things, Kill The Things.
I will… never be a memory.
I will… never be a memory.
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Steven Downton
@steviehoudini.bsky.social
· Dec 28
I made a mistake, a big mistake.
I weighed myself & despite putting work in I’m even heavier, not just by a pound or two since the summer, I’m talking a full stone.
I’m now 240.
This is my one resolution for 2025. I will be 199 at some point.
It’s going to be hard work, and the work starts now.
I weighed myself & despite putting work in I’m even heavier, not just by a pound or two since the summer, I’m talking a full stone.
I’m now 240.
This is my one resolution for 2025. I will be 199 at some point.
It’s going to be hard work, and the work starts now.
The interest on the ISA I opened last year came in, that’s Christmas more than paid for.
December 11, 2025 at 2:10 PM
The interest on the ISA I opened last year came in, that’s Christmas more than paid for.
Honestly, some people don’t speak English.
They just chew a hundred typewriters and spit them out hoping that either the noise makes some kind of sense, or that the keys magically arrange themselves into words when they fall.
They just chew a hundred typewriters and spit them out hoping that either the noise makes some kind of sense, or that the keys magically arrange themselves into words when they fall.
December 10, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Honestly, some people don’t speak English.
They just chew a hundred typewriters and spit them out hoping that either the noise makes some kind of sense, or that the keys magically arrange themselves into words when they fall.
They just chew a hundred typewriters and spit them out hoping that either the noise makes some kind of sense, or that the keys magically arrange themselves into words when they fall.
The post-Christmas health kick starts pre-Christmas.
Lots of water, zero sugar Monster, fruit and lack of breakfast. This morning’s run also killed me, bring on 5pm!
Lots of water, zero sugar Monster, fruit and lack of breakfast. This morning’s run also killed me, bring on 5pm!
December 5, 2025 at 12:28 PM
The post-Christmas health kick starts pre-Christmas.
Lots of water, zero sugar Monster, fruit and lack of breakfast. This morning’s run also killed me, bring on 5pm!
Lots of water, zero sugar Monster, fruit and lack of breakfast. This morning’s run also killed me, bring on 5pm!
I missed the boat on Stranger Things but I’m doing my best to swim after everyone.
Watched almost all of series three today. Yes, it’s The Battle Of Starcourt.
Heating on, popcorn chomping, let’s go!
Watched almost all of series three today. Yes, it’s The Battle Of Starcourt.
Heating on, popcorn chomping, let’s go!
November 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I missed the boat on Stranger Things but I’m doing my best to swim after everyone.
Watched almost all of series three today. Yes, it’s The Battle Of Starcourt.
Heating on, popcorn chomping, let’s go!
Watched almost all of series three today. Yes, it’s The Battle Of Starcourt.
Heating on, popcorn chomping, let’s go!
I slept eleven hours last night.
No foods, just all of the sleeps and though I feel a little hungry this morning, I FEEL SO GOOD! 😄
Sleep is your friend.
No foods, just all of the sleeps and though I feel a little hungry this morning, I FEEL SO GOOD! 😄
Sleep is your friend.
October 22, 2025 at 7:17 AM
I slept eleven hours last night.
No foods, just all of the sleeps and though I feel a little hungry this morning, I FEEL SO GOOD! 😄
Sleep is your friend.
No foods, just all of the sleeps and though I feel a little hungry this morning, I FEEL SO GOOD! 😄
Sleep is your friend.
Something is seriously seriously wrong with me.
I’ve watched two films in a day.
I’ve watched two films in a day.
October 16, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Something is seriously seriously wrong with me.
I’ve watched two films in a day.
I’ve watched two films in a day.
“You, help us or die.”
“I… do not deserve to live.”
“Fine I’ll kill you later.”
😂 Brilliant
“I… do not deserve to live.”
“Fine I’ll kill you later.”
😂 Brilliant
October 11, 2025 at 3:43 PM
“You, help us or die.”
“I… do not deserve to live.”
“Fine I’ll kill you later.”
😂 Brilliant
“I… do not deserve to live.”
“Fine I’ll kill you later.”
😂 Brilliant
It’s 3am in Telford town and somewhere outside either a bat is fighting a cat on a bouncy mat or some lady has a really unfortunate sound when enjoying sex.
I’m kinda hoping it’s the former.
I’m kinda hoping it’s the former.
October 10, 2025 at 2:07 AM
It’s 3am in Telford town and somewhere outside either a bat is fighting a cat on a bouncy mat or some lady has a really unfortunate sound when enjoying sex.
I’m kinda hoping it’s the former.
I’m kinda hoping it’s the former.
Making FM videos has actually been rather fun but uploading them is a killer, it’s going to take a couple of days to upload an 11GB file…
So that’s something else to have a look at.
So that’s something else to have a look at.
October 7, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Making FM videos has actually been rather fun but uploading them is a killer, it’s going to take a couple of days to upload an 11GB file…
So that’s something else to have a look at.
So that’s something else to have a look at.
Lots of TV shows being advertised on Channel 4 sound really trashy.
I’m actually intrigued. 😂
I’m actually intrigued. 😂
October 4, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Lots of TV shows being advertised on Channel 4 sound really trashy.
I’m actually intrigued. 😂
I’m actually intrigued. 😂
You’d think that running around soft play after an energetic scamp would be tiring.
You’d be right.
But it’s also the best.
Unless she locks you in prison behind a magic door.
You’d be right.
But it’s also the best.
Unless she locks you in prison behind a magic door.
September 11, 2025 at 3:27 PM
You’d think that running around soft play after an energetic scamp would be tiring.
You’d be right.
But it’s also the best.
Unless she locks you in prison behind a magic door.
You’d be right.
But it’s also the best.
Unless she locks you in prison behind a magic door.
I’m in my forties and have a full head of hair, very thankful for those genes.
a cartoon character from the addams family is standing on a wooden floor
ALT: a cartoon character from the addams family is standing on a wooden floor
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September 10, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I’m in my forties and have a full head of hair, very thankful for those genes.
Anyone that uses yous or youse can get out.
August 8, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Anyone that uses yous or youse can get out.
It is the weekend!
Time for blue skies, bad foods, games, cricket on the radio and a whole lot of lying down!
Time for blue skies, bad foods, games, cricket on the radio and a whole lot of lying down!
a large crowd of people standing in front of a fence
ALT: a large crowd of people standing in front of a fence
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July 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
It is the weekend!
Time for blue skies, bad foods, games, cricket on the radio and a whole lot of lying down!
Time for blue skies, bad foods, games, cricket on the radio and a whole lot of lying down!
I’m getting pretty close to finally finish VII: Rebirth and here is my assessment.
Remake was a slow, boring game so it was bad. Rebirth is better but so flawed, so in a way it’s worse? 😂
There are a lot of things to like but the story changes are as frustrating as they are stupid, it’s still
Remake was a slow, boring game so it was bad. Rebirth is better but so flawed, so in a way it’s worse? 😂
There are a lot of things to like but the story changes are as frustrating as they are stupid, it’s still
July 18, 2025 at 7:29 AM
I’m getting pretty close to finally finish VII: Rebirth and here is my assessment.
Remake was a slow, boring game so it was bad. Rebirth is better but so flawed, so in a way it’s worse? 😂
There are a lot of things to like but the story changes are as frustrating as they are stupid, it’s still
Remake was a slow, boring game so it was bad. Rebirth is better but so flawed, so in a way it’s worse? 😂
There are a lot of things to like but the story changes are as frustrating as they are stupid, it’s still
First time being in Telford Maccies on a Saturday afternoon in years.
I now remember why.
It’s so busy they’ll probably start killing some of us off soon to put under the grill.
If they had more grills. I’ve been waiting for fifteen minutes and my order number hasn’t even reached the screen! 😂
I now remember why.
It’s so busy they’ll probably start killing some of us off soon to put under the grill.
If they had more grills. I’ve been waiting for fifteen minutes and my order number hasn’t even reached the screen! 😂
July 5, 2025 at 1:44 PM
First time being in Telford Maccies on a Saturday afternoon in years.
I now remember why.
It’s so busy they’ll probably start killing some of us off soon to put under the grill.
If they had more grills. I’ve been waiting for fifteen minutes and my order number hasn’t even reached the screen! 😂
I now remember why.
It’s so busy they’ll probably start killing some of us off soon to put under the grill.
If they had more grills. I’ve been waiting for fifteen minutes and my order number hasn’t even reached the screen! 😂
Pedestrians that stop walking on one side of a path and move across into the other then stop directly in front you deserve everything they get.
This includes a booting or their shopping stolen.
In other news does anyone have any use for a packet of frozen vegetables?
This includes a booting or their shopping stolen.
In other news does anyone have any use for a packet of frozen vegetables?
July 5, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Pedestrians that stop walking on one side of a path and move across into the other then stop directly in front you deserve everything they get.
This includes a booting or their shopping stolen.
In other news does anyone have any use for a packet of frozen vegetables?
This includes a booting or their shopping stolen.
In other news does anyone have any use for a packet of frozen vegetables?
Cloud returns to Nibelheim, I hope this is where the game picks up.
July 5, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Cloud returns to Nibelheim, I hope this is where the game picks up.
So… in the words of the immortal Stone Cold Steve Austin, “right now I am trying very hard to maintain my composure” but in the best way.
It has been an interesting weekend, but a really, really good one.
It has been an interesting weekend, but a really, really good one.
June 29, 2025 at 10:47 PM
So… in the words of the immortal Stone Cold Steve Austin, “right now I am trying very hard to maintain my composure” but in the best way.
It has been an interesting weekend, but a really, really good one.
It has been an interesting weekend, but a really, really good one.
Forty.
I already hate it.
Time to stuff my face with cake.
I already hate it.
Time to stuff my face with cake.
a cat wearing a party hat and a party horn
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June 23, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Forty.
I already hate it.
Time to stuff my face with cake.
I already hate it.
Time to stuff my face with cake.
Okay, the universe keeps turning on its axis.
It was for me, it was against me, it might be for me again.
It was for me, it was against me, it might be for me again.
June 21, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Okay, the universe keeps turning on its axis.
It was for me, it was against me, it might be for me again.
It was for me, it was against me, it might be for me again.
DYNE
Final Fantasy VII: Rebirth is a clunky game with missteps all over the place but damn this part hit home.
Well done Square, you finally managed to make a bit from the original better. 🙂
Final Fantasy VII: Rebirth is a clunky game with missteps all over the place but damn this part hit home.
Well done Square, you finally managed to make a bit from the original better. 🙂
June 19, 2025 at 9:44 PM
DYNE
Final Fantasy VII: Rebirth is a clunky game with missteps all over the place but damn this part hit home.
Well done Square, you finally managed to make a bit from the original better. 🙂
Final Fantasy VII: Rebirth is a clunky game with missteps all over the place but damn this part hit home.
Well done Square, you finally managed to make a bit from the original better. 🙂
As always, I was right!
And then surprised. The universe is toying with me right now, testing me.
#crypticlittlebastard
And then surprised. The universe is toying with me right now, testing me.
#crypticlittlebastard
June 11, 2025 at 9:24 PM
As always, I was right!
And then surprised. The universe is toying with me right now, testing me.
#crypticlittlebastard
And then surprised. The universe is toying with me right now, testing me.
#crypticlittlebastard