Steve Umstead
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Steve Umstead
@steveumstead.com
Business owner, traveler, homebrewer, semiprofessional swim-up bar tester, science fiction author, most importantly: proud father of 2 best young men on the planet. I post some politics, sports, & writing stuff, usually profanity free. South Jersey/Philly
"We were just following orders."
-most captured Nazis
April 11, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Narrator: They won't give any money back.
April 10, 2025 at 9:03 PM
"so he can put ASS as all the high scores"

I feel seen.
April 10, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Textbook definition of tone deaf.
April 10, 2025 at 8:59 PM
And 10% everywhere else, including islands that only have penguins. So there’s that.
April 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Cheeto Mussolini still slaps for me.
April 10, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Lucky you. I've been waiting for one to hit since late 2016.
April 10, 2025 at 6:51 PM
The autism WAT
April 10, 2025 at 5:41 PM