Steve Paterson
@stevetheheid.bsky.social
Sculptor of heads, patter of dugs, twanger of strings, brewer of beers, bon viveur. Scottish indy minded. Sweary girn. Twartist formerly known as MyNameIsNotSusan.
Harsh but fair. Ikea Tarrifs...
September 26, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Harsh but fair. Ikea Tarrifs...
State of this simpering wee ride...
July 26, 2025 at 12:53 PM
State of this simpering wee ride...
Tommy Robinson coming out of prison wearing rosary beads is going to have a sizeable number of Scotland's grunt vote feeling a wee bit conflicted...
May 27, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Tommy Robinson coming out of prison wearing rosary beads is going to have a sizeable number of Scotland's grunt vote feeling a wee bit conflicted...
And once again...F
May 20, 2025 at 10:02 AM
And once again...F
Before I block you for being dull and stupid. I'm sorry I beasted you on a public forum. I really am. Now fuck off.
May 20, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Before I block you for being dull and stupid. I'm sorry I beasted you on a public forum. I really am. Now fuck off.
Also eight years old today...fuzzy sister?
May 1, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Also eight years old today...fuzzy sister?
Why does Jonathan Sacerdoti write nothing but puff pieces for a government committing genocide?
April 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Why does Jonathan Sacerdoti write nothing but puff pieces for a government committing genocide?
This was first time round. Wonder if it's still up...Well done Scotland.
April 1, 2025 at 10:32 AM
This was first time round. Wonder if it's still up...Well done Scotland.
Is it me or has Ralston got an upside doon number two on his back?
March 23, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Is it me or has Ralston got an upside doon number two on his back?
Aw quick!! Somebody give me a follow. I currently have the Bluesky account OF THE BEAST!!!
March 18, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Aw quick!! Somebody give me a follow. I currently have the Bluesky account OF THE BEAST!!!
Is it just me or is everyone starting to experience that weird primal revulsion when they see the Tesla logo as if it were a swastika? What used to look like a stylised "T" now looks like fucking Baphomet or something...
March 9, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Is it just me or is everyone starting to experience that weird primal revulsion when they see the Tesla logo as if it were a swastika? What used to look like a stylised "T" now looks like fucking Baphomet or something...
"You fancy a walk Flo?"
"nah."
"nah."
February 18, 2025 at 9:01 AM
"You fancy a walk Flo?"
"nah."
"nah."
That Deepseek Vs OpenAI situation seems familiar...
January 28, 2025 at 9:30 AM
That Deepseek Vs OpenAI situation seems familiar...
7 years ago today we picked up this absolute bam. Our old boy Pittendreich had been put to sleep 3 days before and we were heartbroken. We saw her on gumtree for 150 quid and snottercried 250 miles to Belington because her face cheered us up. Yes I *know* that's not how you buy a dog...
January 2, 2025 at 6:34 PM
7 years ago today we picked up this absolute bam. Our old boy Pittendreich had been put to sleep 3 days before and we were heartbroken. We saw her on gumtree for 150 quid and snottercried 250 miles to Belington because her face cheered us up. Yes I *know* that's not how you buy a dog...
Aw come on lads. That's not funny.
December 15, 2024 at 8:25 PM
Aw come on lads. That's not funny.
So trying to work out what I have to do to comply with our new post Brexit GPSR regulations so I can continue to send my sculptures to Northern Ireland and the EU. From what I can work out from the complete lack of UK government official advice is - I must list any safety issues
December 15, 2024 at 1:43 PM
So trying to work out what I have to do to comply with our new post Brexit GPSR regulations so I can continue to send my sculptures to Northern Ireland and the EU. From what I can work out from the complete lack of UK government official advice is - I must list any safety issues
"Want to go for walkies Flo?"
"Nope."
"Nope."
December 7, 2024 at 1:11 PM
"Want to go for walkies Flo?"
"Nope."
"Nope."
November 28, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Retweeted by the odious Julia Hartley-Brewer so I reckon every outgoing Tory politician will have seen this at the last GE. What a good boy you were Pittendreich...🥺😭
November 28, 2024 at 8:55 AM
Retweeted by the odious Julia Hartley-Brewer so I reckon every outgoing Tory politician will have seen this at the last GE. What a good boy you were Pittendreich...🥺😭
George Orwell "desk top" bust. Edition of 50.Around half life size. Made this at the start of the year. One for our times I think...
#sculpture #art #orwell
#sculpture #art #orwell
November 26, 2024 at 12:49 PM
George Orwell "desk top" bust. Edition of 50.Around half life size. Made this at the start of the year. One for our times I think...
#sculpture #art #orwell
#sculpture #art #orwell