SoupSandwich
@steveschulist.bsky.social
Army vet that likes stand up comedy, sci-fi, the NFL, good food & great wine
What does Bill Gates & Microsoft software have in common?
Both are riddled with Russian viruses
Both are riddled with Russian viruses
January 31, 2026 at 1:28 AM
What does Bill Gates & Microsoft software have in common?
Both are riddled with Russian viruses
Both are riddled with Russian viruses
He doesn’t believe in climate change b/c he’s been spewing hot air for decades with no repercussions
January 11, 2026 at 7:13 AM
He doesn’t believe in climate change b/c he’s been spewing hot air for decades with no repercussions
Nobody will vote for this assPratt
January 8, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Nobody will vote for this assPratt
His main focus used to be “x’s & o’s” and now it’s only sex with this ho
December 1, 2025 at 5:55 AM
His main focus used to be “x’s & o’s” and now it’s only sex with this ho
This is clearly not the first time, nor will it be the last that Comer leaves someone not satisfied
November 27, 2025 at 5:55 AM
This is clearly not the first time, nor will it be the last that Comer leaves someone not satisfied
Trumpworld in Star Trek lore would be a class T planet - toxic gas giant
November 27, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Trumpworld in Star Trek lore would be a class T planet - toxic gas giant
The rules for Americans no longer apply to the most wealthy. Nobody went to jail for the 2009 financial crisis. The Sacklers killed 1000’s & hooked multiples of that on Oxy. Now they’re going to let them settle for $5B (1/3 of their net worth) & nobody goes to jail?!!!! This shit has to stop.
a man in a black shirt is making a funny face and says `` this '' .
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media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:44 AM
The rules for Americans no longer apply to the most wealthy. Nobody went to jail for the 2009 financial crisis. The Sacklers killed 1000’s & hooked multiples of that on Oxy. Now they’re going to let them settle for $5B (1/3 of their net worth) & nobody goes to jail?!!!! This shit has to stop.
I always knew
(That you were on his isle)
I always knew
(That you were in his files)
I always knew
(You were guilty of # me too)
(That you were on his isle)
I always knew
(That you were in his files)
I always knew
(You were guilty of # me too)
July 24, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I always knew
(That you were on his isle)
I always knew
(That you were in his files)
I always knew
(You were guilty of # me too)
(That you were on his isle)
I always knew
(That you were in his files)
I always knew
(You were guilty of # me too)
He misspelled Gag
July 11, 2025 at 11:59 PM
He misspelled Gag
Looks like the AG will end up being the “sacrificial Pam” in this goat fuck
July 11, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Looks like the AG will end up being the “sacrificial Pam” in this goat fuck
Looks like the AG will end up being the sacrificial Pam in this goat fuck
July 11, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Looks like the AG will end up being the sacrificial Pam in this goat fuck
He’s mad b/c he wants a Nobel Peace prize and this hurts his chances. The only reason he wants the award is b/c Obama got one.
June 24, 2025 at 10:10 PM
He’s mad b/c he wants a Nobel Peace prize and this hurts his chances. The only reason he wants the award is b/c Obama got one.
I thought this treaty & the Ukraine v Russia war were supposed to be solved by Trump January? 🙄
June 13, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I thought this treaty & the Ukraine v Russia war were supposed to be solved by Trump January? 🙄
Should have said: Traitor renames installations after other traitors
June 11, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Should have said: Traitor renames installations after other traitors
She’s setting the standard for what’s coming
a group of women in red robes are walking down a street with the words under his eye above them
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media.tenor.com
May 29, 2025 at 7:08 PM
She’s setting the standard for what’s coming
Test them in the boardroom 😁
a robot is standing in front of a door that says movieclips on it
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media.tenor.com
May 27, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Test them in the boardroom 😁
Tell him Randy
a cartoon leprechaun from south park says " no you 're not "
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media.tenor.com
May 24, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Tell him Randy
We thought the air traffic controller situation was bad
a nuclear explosion with a huge mushroom cloud coming out of it .
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media.tenor.com
May 23, 2025 at 7:23 PM
We thought the air traffic controller situation was bad
Unfortunately it’s like sports. It’s fine if their team bends the rules and / or cheats to win, but an outrageous travesty if the other team does the same thing.
https://sports.it’s
May 21, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Unfortunately it’s like sports. It’s fine if their team bends the rules and / or cheats to win, but an outrageous travesty if the other team does the same thing.
They would know the difference pretty quickly if someone had their finger on it
May 21, 2025 at 9:11 PM
They would know the difference pretty quickly if someone had their finger on it