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I read the AP story about the one year anniversary of the Trump "assassination attempt" and if it had made him a changed man? I had several thoughts about the story. Did the reporter writing the story projectile vomit constantly while writing this crap or did she save it up for one big finale?
July 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I read the AP story about the one year anniversary of the Trump "assassination attempt" and if it had made him a changed man? I had several thoughts about the story. Did the reporter writing the story projectile vomit constantly while writing this crap or did she save it up for one big finale?
EXCLUSIVE: Donald Trump Is Indisputably the Co-Author of the Israeli War Against Iran—and His Iran Plot is Easily the Most Significant Betrayal of His MAGA Voters Yet
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EXCLUSIVE: Donald Trump Is Indisputably the Co-Author of the Israeli War Against Iran—and His Iran Plot is Easily the Most Significant Betrayal of His MAGA Voters Yet
One thing MAGAs agree on is that MAGAism opposes the US becoming involved in any new foreign wars. But the available evidence now confirms—beyond any doubt—that Trump planned the current war in Iran.
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June 18, 2025 at 9:51 PM
EXCLUSIVE: Donald Trump Is Indisputably the Co-Author of the Israeli War Against Iran—and His Iran Plot is Easily the Most Significant Betrayal of His MAGA Voters Yet
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Trump Puts Musk in Charge of Absorbing All Drugs Coming into US
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Trump Puts Musk in Charge of Absorbing All Drugs Coming into US
“I can’t wait for Elon to go wild on drugs," Trump said.
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June 4, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Trump Puts Musk in Charge of Absorbing All Drugs Coming into US
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How to kill 346 people and get away with it
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How to kill 346 people and get away with it
On October 29, 2018, a Boeing 737 MAX operated by Lion Air crashed into the Java Sea about 13 minutes after taking off from an airport in Jakarta, Indonesia.
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May 27, 2025 at 5:23 PM
How to kill 346 people and get away with it
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Man Feared to Be Cognitively Slipping After Writing Book About Wrong President
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Man Feared to Be Cognitively Slipping After Writing Book About Wrong President
Devoting a 352-page book to unmasking a president who is no longer in office instead of the one currently creating global chaos indicates serious mental impairment, the experts asserted.
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May 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Man Feared to Be Cognitively Slipping After Writing Book About Wrong President
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apnews.com/article/sky-... has triple-double to lead Fever past Sky 93-58 as tempers flare after hard foul in 3rd quarter
Clark has triple-double to lead Fever past Sky 93-58 as tempers flare after hard foul in 3rd quarter
Caitlin Clark opened the season with the third triple-double of her career Saturday, and the new-look Indiana Fever dominated the final 16 1/2 minutes to pull away from the Chicago Sky 93-58.
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May 18, 2025 at 3:27 AM
apnews.com/article/sky-... has triple-double to lead Fever past Sky 93-58 as tempers flare after hard foul in 3rd quarter
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NEW: A searing editorial in the The Kyiv Independent.
“It’s time to say it plainly. America’s leadership has switched sides in the war. The American people have not, and they should speak up.
“A president just disrespected America in the Oval Office. It wasn’t Zelensky.”
@kyivindependent.com
“It’s time to say it plainly. America’s leadership has switched sides in the war. The American people have not, and they should speak up.
“A president just disrespected America in the Oval Office. It wasn’t Zelensky.”
@kyivindependent.com
Editorial: A president just disrespected America in the Oval Office. It wasn’t Zelensky
It’s time to say it plainly. America’s leadership has switched sides in the war. The American people have not, and they should speak up.
In the past several weeks, the U.S. leadership has demonstrate...
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February 28, 2025 at 10:45 PM
NEW: A searing editorial in the The Kyiv Independent.
“It’s time to say it plainly. America’s leadership has switched sides in the war. The American people have not, and they should speak up.
“A president just disrespected America in the Oval Office. It wasn’t Zelensky.”
@kyivindependent.com
“It’s time to say it plainly. America’s leadership has switched sides in the war. The American people have not, and they should speak up.
“A president just disrespected America in the Oval Office. It wasn’t Zelensky.”
@kyivindependent.com
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pissing myself laughing 😆
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April 6, 2025 at 7:48 AM
pissing myself laughing 😆
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Vance Caught Trying to Steal All of Greenland’s Minerals in his Parka
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Vance Caught Trying to Steal All of Greenland’s Minerals in his Parka
The island’s precious reserves came tumbling out of his bulky outer garment.
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March 31, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Vance Caught Trying to Steal All of Greenland’s Minerals in his Parka
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Greenland Appoints Special Envoy to Greet Trump Delegation
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Greenland Appoints Special Envoy to Greet Trump Delegation
The American visitors will be greeted “the moment they step off the plane," a Greenlandic spokesman said.
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March 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Greenland Appoints Special Envoy to Greet Trump Delegation
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ICE is detaining people who do not have criminal records in numbers greater than they will admit. Read this woman's story and know there are many more like hers. Spread the truth! #resist #resistance #TruthWarriors #thisiswhywefight
I’m the Canadian who was detained by Ice for two weeks. It felt like I had been kidnapped — Guardian US
I was stuck in a freezing cell without explanation despite eventually having lawyers and media attention. Yet, compared with others, I was lucky
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March 20, 2025 at 9:13 AM
ICE is detaining people who do not have criminal records in numbers greater than they will admit. Read this woman's story and know there are many more like hers. Spread the truth! #resist #resistance #TruthWarriors #thisiswhywefight
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Montoya questions whether switch to F1 is ''smart'' for Herta
Montoya questions whether switch to F1 is ''smart'' for Herta
Montoya questions whether switch to F1 is ''smart'' for Herta
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March 12, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Montoya questions whether switch to F1 is ''smart'' for Herta
King Charles Downgrades Trump’s State Visit to Lunch with Prince Andrew
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King Charles Downgrades Trump’s State Visit to Lunch with Prince Andrew
“Sorry, chap, you’ve got to take one for the team," the King told Andrew.
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March 3, 2025 at 3:37 PM
King Charles Downgrades Trump’s State Visit to Lunch with Prince Andrew
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Elon Musk has to be the dumbest son of a bitch on the planet.
Elon Musk on Wednesday acknowledged that the U.S. DOGE Service “accidentally canceled” efforts by the USAID to prevent the spread of Ebola — but Musk insisted that the initiative was quickly restored
USAID officials said that Musk was wrong: USAID’s Ebola prevention efforts have been largely halted
USAID officials said that Musk was wrong: USAID’s Ebola prevention efforts have been largely halted
Musk claims DOGE ‘restored’ Ebola prevention effort. Officials disagree.
USAID’s initiatives to fight Ebola and other diseases have been gutted, current and former agency officials said.
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February 27, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Elon Musk has to be the dumbest son of a bitch on the planet.
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Reminder: Zelenskyy refused to leave Kyiv as bombs fell. Donold hid in a bunker from protesters with cardboard signs.
February 21, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Reminder: Zelenskyy refused to leave Kyiv as bombs fell. Donold hid in a bunker from protesters with cardboard signs.
McConnell Retires: “My Work Destroying this Country is Done”
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McConnell Retires: “My Work Destroying this Country is Done”
“I retire with my head held high, knowing that I am leaving the country in smoldering ruins.”
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February 21, 2025 at 4:47 AM
McConnell Retires: “My Work Destroying this Country is Done”
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I'd like to see Trump and his supporters dropped off at the Colombian side of the Darien Gap with a little bit of cash and an extra set of shoes and have them try to make it to the US border.
Then we'll see if they are even as close to tough as those immigrants.
Then we'll see if they are even as close to tough as those immigrants.
February 18, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I'd like to see Trump and his supporters dropped off at the Colombian side of the Darien Gap with a little bit of cash and an extra set of shoes and have them try to make it to the US border.
Then we'll see if they are even as close to tough as those immigrants.
Then we'll see if they are even as close to tough as those immigrants.
RFK Jr.’s Confirmation Hailed By National Alliance of Funeral Directors
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RFK Jr.’s Confirmation Hailed By National Alliance of Funeral Directors
“Secretary Kennedy will make death great again," the group said.
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February 18, 2025 at 5:37 AM
RFK Jr.’s Confirmation Hailed By National Alliance of Funeral Directors
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Armstrong fastest in Monday afternoon session at Sebring IndyCar test
Armstrong fastest in Monday afternoon session at Sebring IndyCar test
Armstrong fastest in Monday afternoon session at Sebring IndyCar test
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February 18, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Armstrong fastest in Monday afternoon session at Sebring IndyCar test
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What did you expect from an apartheid baby?
Elon Musk posted these two tweets the same day, just hours apart. Don’t sugarcoat it — he’s not just a far-right authoritarian, he’s an outright fascist.
Musk isn’t even trying to hide his true intentions at this point. STOP MAKING EXCUSES FOR HIM.
Musk isn’t even trying to hide his true intentions at this point. STOP MAKING EXCUSES FOR HIM.
February 17, 2025 at 8:10 PM
What did you expect from an apartheid baby?