Growing up, you were amazed to find anything that wasn’t Ready Salted, Cheese & Onion or Salt & Vinegar. This selection would’ve blown my mind!

Alas, we must however settle for the simple - grounded heavily in karma - version of this tale, one in which the universe finds balance.

Followed, of course, by a suddenly enlightened and similarly uninjured hunter who now firmly condemns animal cruelty in all forms.

And yet this gentleman had neither. All he had, weirdly, was an ability to memorise random words and a whole lot of motivation to win.

Also, if you know your multilingual learning strategies, then you’ll know that BISC & CALP are often what you need in order to access languages other than your own.

It’s almost as if the whole @fifaworldcup26.bsky.social bidding process is an absolute farce with no clear parameters other than ‘let’s justify anything for cash’. No, wait.

Because surely it can’t just go back to USA, Mexico & Canada in ‘38? But, there are literally no confederations left (apart from the mighty Oceana) who aren’t seemingly locked out of the bidding process.

Seriously, if you rock up to a match and you’re dressed as if you’re about to enter a Toby Carvery, then the game should be called off immediately.

Also, cosplaying as a Bond villain should be an automatic points deduction.

Jeans, jumpers, trainers and trendy jackets just make them look like they work in marketing.