I just unsubscribed to Groupon. It's the end of an era.

Who would give up a word of this? It strains credulity that Plummer never played Tyrone - he filmed this as a stand-alone for a documentary on Eugene O'Neill - but what a glory that might have been. Whenever I see this I feel peculiarly robbed of something extraordinary.

If you see this, post a fictional artist/band you would love to see.

I just watched the new Billy Crystal/Meg Ryan commercial, and it is an affront to Katz's Deli. Mayonnaise??!!!! Friggin' mayonnaise!!!! Really?! #illhavewhatsheshaving

"I Have Failed as a Father"
A play in one-act

Scene - in the garage, a father helps his 18-y.o. son fix his bike.

Father: Bring me an allen wrench set.

Son: I don't know what that is.

Today, we had our first audiences for "Diary of a Wimpy Kid, the Musical" at Children's Theatre of Charlotte. Shout out to our fabulous A1, Maddi, whose mother and I went to college together 87 years ago.

We had a great first dress of "Diary of a Wimpy Kid, the Musical" last night at Children's Theatre of Charlotte! Open to audiences tomorrow. #tya #diaryofawimpykid @jeffkinney.bsky.social #childrenstheatre

We're in Tech for "Diary of a Wimpy Kid, the Musical" at Children's Theatre of Charlotte. Get your tickets now - they're going fast for this one! @jeffkinney.bsky.social @childrenstheatre.bsky.social

Wait... so I didn't win the lottery?

Merry Christmas. www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCzl...

Power Rankings - Top 12 forms of potato:
1. Tot
2. Latke
3. Waffle House Hash Browns
4. Chip, with Helluva Good French Onion Dip
5. Krinkle Cut Fry
6. Mashed, with brown gravy
7. Curly Fry
8. Roasted
9. Home Fry/Breakfast
10. Skins
11. Steak Fry
12. Baked, objectively, the worst form of potato.