This story is 97.2 percent true.

Off to Orlando on Sunday. I guess I’ll be wearing soup for a few days.

Who else didn’t realize this guy is Uncle Rico?

I appreciate the love, but if only the Starbucks baristas knew how much I hate the sound of slurping.

I saw this piece and loved it. After doing some work to see who the real author was, I decided to design a print for my office wall. Other than the header being possibly mistaken for an Amway logo, I’m happy with how this came out.

This sentence, found in the book “Black Pill” by @ellereeve.bsky.social, is brilliant storytelling.

My heart is with you my California friends and family.

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My Prozac and my Kryptonite.

After every election we do an election audit. The people in the vests are observers from a local political party. We live-streamed it. During the audit the two staff members hand count several hundred ballots. They compare their results with the machine. It takes between an hour or two. (1/3)

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