Steven
@stevenbeard.bsky.social
Scouser living in the North East, but I'd rather be living in Canada.
Love Music and Sport.
Think I'm funny when I'm not.
Swear far too much.
Have a prejudice against posh people.
I'm probably classed as 'woke'.
Love Music and Sport.
Think I'm funny when I'm not.
Swear far too much.
Have a prejudice against posh people.
I'm probably classed as 'woke'.
Got an Indian delivered, was absolutely delicious but they forgot me Keema naan the bastards
November 15, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Got an Indian delivered, was absolutely delicious but they forgot me Keema naan the bastards
The new Bullseye. Took a concept that worked really well and tweaked the gameplay a little. Dumbed down the questions and added attention hungry, thick contestants
a man in a suit and tie is crying and says " look how they massacred my boy "
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is crying and says " look how they massacred my boy "
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November 15, 2025 at 2:46 PM
The new Bullseye. Took a concept that worked really well and tweaked the gameplay a little. Dumbed down the questions and added attention hungry, thick contestants
Felt that final episode was such an anticlimax to what has been a brilliant #Taskmaster series
They all looked great as pirates though
Wibble Bibble Bam
They all looked great as pirates though
Wibble Bibble Bam
November 13, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Felt that final episode was such an anticlimax to what has been a brilliant #Taskmaster series
They all looked great as pirates though
Wibble Bibble Bam
They all looked great as pirates though
Wibble Bibble Bam
That's an awful throw by Tua
November 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
That's an awful throw by Tua
Sick of Christmas adverts already. It's only the 9th November and I've been seeing loads this past few days. People call me the Grinch but I actually love Xmas Eve, Xmas Day and Boxing day but leave the adverts until December.
Don't get me started on Xmas music
Don't get me started on Xmas music
November 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Sick of Christmas adverts already. It's only the 9th November and I've been seeing loads this past few days. People call me the Grinch but I actually love Xmas Eve, Xmas Day and Boxing day but leave the adverts until December.
Don't get me started on Xmas music
Don't get me started on Xmas music
Not at the races today, worryingly
November 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Not at the races today, worryingly
They've passed around our press far too easily in that 1st half. If we don't chance tact this could be a rout
November 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
They've passed around our press far too easily in that 1st half. If we don't chance tact this could be a rout
November 7, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Finished House of Guiness last night. Just like it's namesake drink, I thought it was a load of shite
Will not be watching series 2
Will not be watching series 2
November 7, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Finished House of Guiness last night. Just like it's namesake drink, I thought it was a load of shite
Will not be watching series 2
Will not be watching series 2
If I click on a link and the options I am given are accept all cookies or subscribe to the site, I immediately close the link. I will only allow essential cookies only. I will not give in to your demands you crooks
November 5, 2025 at 11:54 PM
If I click on a link and the options I am given are accept all cookies or subscribe to the site, I immediately close the link. I will only allow essential cookies only. I will not give in to your demands you crooks
Conor fucking Bradley
Take a bow son
Take a bow son
November 4, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Conor fucking Bradley
Take a bow son
Take a bow son
Didn't celebrate that because VAR always interferes
November 4, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Didn't celebrate that because VAR always interferes
Courtois ALWAYS has an amazing game against us, the bastard
November 4, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Courtois ALWAYS has an amazing game against us, the bastard
Off work long term so I've been watching The A-Team in order. I love it, probably nostalgia, as I was obsessed as a kid, but it's proper 80s amazing. It's shit but it's the good shit. Apart from Season 5, when they unoficially worked for the government, that was shit and not the good type of shit.
a group of men are walking down the street .
Alt: B.A Baracus, Colnel John "Hannibal" Smith, Templeton "Faceman" Peck and HM Murdoch
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November 4, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Off work long term so I've been watching The A-Team in order. I love it, probably nostalgia, as I was obsessed as a kid, but it's proper 80s amazing. It's shit but it's the good shit. Apart from Season 5, when they unoficially worked for the government, that was shit and not the good type of shit.
The benefits of having a seemingly permanent scowl on my face came up trumps today. Loads of college kids in town conducting surveys and not one of them even attempted to ask me. Result
November 4, 2025 at 11:15 AM
The benefits of having a seemingly permanent scowl on my face came up trumps today. Loads of college kids in town conducting surveys and not one of them even attempted to ask me. Result
That feeling when you order your daughters Christmas present online then get an email from Evri saying they'll be delivering said item
a man in a blue shirt is sitting in front of a brick wall and looking at the camera .
ALT: a man in a blue shirt is sitting in front of a brick wall and looking at the camera .
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November 3, 2025 at 12:01 PM
That feeling when you order your daughters Christmas present online then get an email from Evri saying they'll be delivering said item
A film you've seen more than 7 times with a gif
a man with a mustache wearing sunglasses and a cowboy hat
ALT: a man with a mustache wearing sunglasses and a cowboy hat
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November 2, 2025 at 11:49 PM
A film you've seen more than 7 times with a gif
I watched Better Man (The Robbie Williams film) yesterday, and I loved it. Raw and quite emotional despite having a chimp as the lead role. Really well made film (even if they took some artistic license with the timeline being mixed around) wasn't overly impressed with the remixed songs though
November 2, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I watched Better Man (The Robbie Williams film) yesterday, and I loved it. Raw and quite emotional despite having a chimp as the lead role. Really well made film (even if they took some artistic license with the timeline being mixed around) wasn't overly impressed with the remixed songs though
Should have done it much sooner but I've finally uninstalled twitter. It makes me angry the amount of lies and bile that gets pushed on that place. I was only keeping it because I have no friends and I had my "twitter family" that I'd built up over a decade but I just can't do it anymore.
November 2, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Should have done it much sooner but I've finally uninstalled twitter. It makes me angry the amount of lies and bile that gets pushed on that place. I was only keeping it because I have no friends and I had my "twitter family" that I'd built up over a decade but I just can't do it anymore.
Salahs looked more like his old self tonight
November 1, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Salahs looked more like his old self tonight
Kerkez is making me pine for fucking Kostas Tsimikas
October 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Kerkez is making me pine for fucking Kostas Tsimikas