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“Mothra! A lesbian icon! The Cher of monsters!… Wait is Cher even gay?” @stevenaleck.bsky.social
March 24, 2025 at 4:38 AM
“Mothra! A lesbian icon! The Cher of monsters!… Wait is Cher even gay?” @stevenaleck.bsky.social
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“Fill me up burger daddy. Fuck me with your burger dick.” @stevenaleck.bsky.social
February 23, 2025 at 11:09 PM
“Fill me up burger daddy. Fuck me with your burger dick.” @stevenaleck.bsky.social
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Me: “Natty Lite seltzer is actually so good.”
Steve: “Did you really just say that or have I done too much nitrous tonight?”
Me: “Please don’t break up with me.”
@stevenaleck.bsky.social
Steve: “Did you really just say that or have I done too much nitrous tonight?”
Me: “Please don’t break up with me.”
@stevenaleck.bsky.social
March 3, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Me: “Natty Lite seltzer is actually so good.”
Steve: “Did you really just say that or have I done too much nitrous tonight?”
Me: “Please don’t break up with me.”
@stevenaleck.bsky.social
Steve: “Did you really just say that or have I done too much nitrous tonight?”
Me: “Please don’t break up with me.”
@stevenaleck.bsky.social
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[Barenaked Ladies voice] “IT’S BEEN— THREE DAYS SINCE YOU’VE FUCKED ME.” - @stevenaleck.bsky.social
January 30, 2025 at 8:00 AM
[Barenaked Ladies voice] “IT’S BEEN— THREE DAYS SINCE YOU’VE FUCKED ME.” - @stevenaleck.bsky.social
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“If I’m gonna whoop your ass tonight, I’m gonna need some Taco Bell first.” - @stevenaleck.bsky.social
January 30, 2025 at 7:42 AM
“If I’m gonna whoop your ass tonight, I’m gonna need some Taco Bell first.” - @stevenaleck.bsky.social
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“If you buy the twelve pack of Cinnabon delights and eat all twelve, you should get 5150’d.” - @stevenaleck.bsky.social
January 30, 2025 at 7:45 AM
“If you buy the twelve pack of Cinnabon delights and eat all twelve, you should get 5150’d.” - @stevenaleck.bsky.social