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Steve Mallam
@stevemallam.bsky.social
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Husband, dad and grandpa
Newcastle United (NUFC) home & away
Guitarist (allegedly)
Runner and retired martial artist
He/Him 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
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You COULD view this is a tribute to my Scottish friends, but really it’s just an excuse for haggis & whisky!
Might struggle to eat it all…🤣
#BurnsNight
January 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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Some perfect birthday presents 🤣❤️
January 24, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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You win… but I’m claiming a close second!
January 23, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Also worth looking at what attendance a properly supported side manages to attract for a third-round match against a lower-league side…👀 #nufc #newbro
January 12, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Best away fans this season by far - done yourselves proud #nufc #bromley #newbro
January 12, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Ordered Wednesday and delivered today 😍 - nice to actually have a professional and competent mail-order service! #nufc
January 10, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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And a video, since it seems I can’t have them in the same post as photos on Bluesky #nufc #arsnew
January 7, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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A very entertaining evening, and the first time I’ve seen us win at the Emirates. Thanks Arsenal (ps if you tried staying on your feet you might have more luck! 🤿) #nufc #arsnew
January 7, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Who’s that team we call United? #nufc #totnew
January 4, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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Now I’m here for the second time, I’ve realised that what I don’t like is that curved end. I guess they’re going for a “yellow wall” but if it was level with the sides all the way along I’d like it much more #nufc #totnew
January 4, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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Come on!!!!! 🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤 #nufc #totnew
January 4, 2025 at 9:31 AM
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Arsenal Away tickets available to download now… Is everybody else’s as garishly bilious green as mine?! 🤣🤮🤣 #nufc
January 3, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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December 30, 2024 at 11:35 PM
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December 30, 2024 at 11:35 PM
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December 30, 2024 at 11:35 PM
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Since I’m sat in Manchester charging my car now, after the earlier snafu, enjoy some mocking of the Man U “fans” 🤣🤡 #nufc #munnew
December 30, 2024 at 11:35 PM
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Whose bright idea was it to out us round the corner so we had to funnel through the home fans to get in? Fucking stupid! #nufc #munnew
December 30, 2024 at 10:16 PM
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And then she gave me this… 🤣
December 25, 2024 at 11:06 AM
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Present from my daughter ❤️ (My wife said “you’ve already got all those” 😔🤣)
December 25, 2024 at 10:48 AM
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Hang on, there’s a MONTH between the two legs of the league cup??? Is it just me thinks that’s mental?! #nufc
December 20, 2024 at 7:39 AM
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Bill S Preston and Ted “Theodore” Logan, on stage at the Battle of the Bands
December 9, 2024 at 8:10 PM
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Not sure I’ve posted this on BlueSky yet, but I consider this definitive…
Teamsheet from Alan Shearer’s home debut for Newcastle, against Wimbledon, in August 1996. Clearly shows David Batty - the definitive defensive midfielder - wearing number 4, while CB Steve Howey wears 6. As is right.
December 4, 2024 at 10:59 PM
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Nope
November 30, 2024 at 2:53 PM
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Feels like I should have had a “restricted view” discount for this one… and should have brought my sunglasses 🤣 #nufc
November 30, 2024 at 2:35 PM
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My mug is 1.5 pints. Makes a Sp*rts D*rect mug look tiny! (And yes, I know it needs a wash 🤣)
November 27, 2024 at 9:08 AM