Steve Janowski
@stevejanowski.bsky.social
Bassist, Computer Guy, doesn’t wear pants.
I feel very pleased with myself because I don’t know who any of those people are. Probably dicks.
February 20, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I feel very pleased with myself because I don’t know who any of those people are. Probably dicks.
Hey now, what did Mars ever do to you?
February 9, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Hey now, what did Mars ever do to you?
My dinner counts as a salad because it has an olive in it.🍸
February 7, 2025 at 10:45 PM
My dinner counts as a salad because it has an olive in it.🍸
Yeah, I was PRETTY sure.
February 6, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Yeah, I was PRETTY sure.
The current occupant would appear the be the source of your woes. Not voting for him seems like it would have been a good idea, in retrospect.
I am not assuming whom you voted for, though.
(SARCASM)
I am not assuming whom you voted for, though.
(SARCASM)
February 6, 2025 at 7:29 PM
The current occupant would appear the be the source of your woes. Not voting for him seems like it would have been a good idea, in retrospect.
I am not assuming whom you voted for, though.
(SARCASM)
I am not assuming whom you voted for, though.
(SARCASM)
Nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
February 6, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
I guess you should’ve voted for the other one, then.😏
February 6, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I guess you should’ve voted for the other one, then.😏
Apparently the Grateful Dead are best listened to that way…🤔
February 6, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Apparently the Grateful Dead are best listened to that way…🤔
Show us your birth certificate!
February 4, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Show us your birth certificate!
Where is his birth certificate, anyway?🤔
February 4, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Where is his birth certificate, anyway?🤔
Does the job come with a hat?🤔
February 3, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Does the job come with a hat?🤔
I that that you can do that in a rice cooker…🤔
February 3, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I that that you can do that in a rice cooker…🤔
You won the tortillottery!
February 3, 2025 at 1:55 AM
You won the tortillottery!
It makes it easier to ignore the hairballs.
February 2, 2025 at 4:25 AM
It makes it easier to ignore the hairballs.
That’s a PCI violation. The credit card companies should levy a huge fine against the person in charge.
February 2, 2025 at 4:16 AM
That’s a PCI violation. The credit card companies should levy a huge fine against the person in charge.
🎶S.A.T.U.R.D.A.Y. Night!🎶
February 2, 2025 at 3:07 AM
🎶S.A.T.U.R.D.A.Y. Night!🎶
I used to eat a baguette every day without putting on weight, when I was commuting 26 miles each way on my bicycle…🤔
February 2, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I used to eat a baguette every day without putting on weight, when I was commuting 26 miles each way on my bicycle…🤔
Or kick out Canadian teams from the NHL. Who ever let them in in the first place?
(Yes, that is sarcasm.)
(Yes, that is sarcasm.)
February 2, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Or kick out Canadian teams from the NHL. Who ever let them in in the first place?
(Yes, that is sarcasm.)
(Yes, that is sarcasm.)
Is Kung-Fu Girl from Oregon or Washington? I can’t remember (although there are some fine wines from here in California as well)…🤔
February 2, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Is Kung-Fu Girl from Oregon or Washington? I can’t remember (although there are some fine wines from here in California as well)…🤔
BLOAT - Bacon, Lettuce, Onion, Avocado, and Tomato
February 1, 2025 at 9:40 PM
BLOAT - Bacon, Lettuce, Onion, Avocado, and Tomato
You better put that phone in the microwave. It appears to have been infested with evil.
February 1, 2025 at 9:34 PM
You better put that phone in the microwave. It appears to have been infested with evil.
I think that was a post about melon husk from here that ended up on Goggle somehow.
February 1, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I think that was a post about melon husk from here that ended up on Goggle somehow.
Three strikes. Out.
January 31, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Three strikes. Out.