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Steve 🟢
@steveisonline.bsky.social
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Typical millennial & Spurs fan
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Sleepy Saturday
November 8, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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I was going to sell my Pixel and switch over to iPhone, but I've realised today that you can change the search bar at the bottom of your home screen to another search provider... @ecosiasearch.bsky.social, this is a treat!
September 22, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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"The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results." -Albert Einstein
August 30, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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August 3, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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I like Jay, and think he's a good journalist with good articles.

It is also true that he has long had a strange and biased anti-Ange agenda, and when Frank joined Spurs his tune noticeably changed.

This tweet feels... Unnecessary?
July 31, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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June.
PRIDE HAS ZERO TO DO WITH WHO I SLEEP WITH AND EVERYTHING TO DO WITH THE FACT THAT I SURVIVED YOU, YOUR FRIENDS IN SCHOOL, FAMILY MEMBERS, RELIGIOUS DOGMA, TAUGHT SELF HATRED, AND AM NOW TOUGH ENOUGH TO WALK DOWN THE STREET IN MY OWN SKIN.
June 1, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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I'm sick of it

These shit Instagram posts that share obvious shit just for the engagement

One person's stupidity is amplified and shared for clicks and likes and it's all FUCKING TERRIBLE but nooooo body cares

We need to do better because this is not it guys
TikTok video by todayyearsold: The video asks how old the user was when they realized the straw hole in a CapriSun is the dot of the "!" • Image of a CapriSun package: The package is blue and has the CapriSun logo in white. • Comment by El Meme Plug: The user commented that they were today years old. • Engagement: The video has 157 likes and has been shared by spam_arimac_03 and others. • Hashtags: The video is tagged with #todayyearsold, #meme, #learning, and #themoreyouknow. • xicanoletters commented "No no no lol those are all Capital letters" with a laughing emoji. • akatrae commented "CAPRİSUN" with a smiling face emoji. • chi_2_13 commented "Never really noticed, I was too busy chugging them so I can get back to neighborhood tag" with a crying laughing emoji. • yenny3604 commented "Why is one letter lower case..." with a question mark emoji. • anthonyperez573 commented "It's all in capital letters though" with a thumbs up emoji. • callnero commented "Wrong, capital I never hast a dot" with a confused face emoji. • killerdimension commented "Except it's not" with a confused face emoji. • divvygames commented "Literally just now" with a surprised face emoji. • todayyearsold commented "Add a comment for todayyearsold" with a thumbs up emoji.
April 29, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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April 13, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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It's April Fools, which means my face is stuck permanently on
Exhausted eyeroll Google emoji kitchen
April 1, 2025 at 10:04 AM
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SO ANNOYING
New 'Meta AI' button in WhatsApp
March 28, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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In Dele's first game for an absolute age, he gets subbed on... And then picks up two yellow cards in 10 minutes! 😭
Fotmob notifications Alli subbed on 81' Yellow 90' Second yellow 90+2'
March 15, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Why am I not surprised?
Google Gemini collects even more of your personal data Source: techradar Title: Worried about DeepSeek? Well, Google Gemini collects even more of your personal data Author: Chiara Castro Published 4 hours ago on TechRadar
March 10, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Republicans be like
the WHAT meme
February 16, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Scary, "the DEI funding bans are going to change our language" open.substack.com/pub/etymolog...
The image contains a block of text discussing how terms like "DEI" (Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion) and "critical race theory" have become politically charged. It argues that while these terms signify fairness to some, they are perceived as dog-whistles by others, leading to confusion. The text suggests that as terminology becomes more confusing, the concept of fairness may become further vilified.
February 8, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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Love this 💚
• Quote: "Your 30s are when you stop performing for people who don't matter." • Quote: "In your 20s, you shape yourself to fit into rooms, relationships, and friendships that don't deserve you. By 30, you realize that the people meant for you will find you as you are." • Advice: Stop performing for people who don't matter and start focusing on yourself. • Conclusion: By 30, you will find you as you are.
February 5, 2025 at 9:47 AM
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lmao Scarlett scoring was so unexpected he doesn't even have a graphic bless him
from the "spursofficial" account showing a graphic with "1882" and the Tottenham Hotspur logo, celebrating Dane Scarlett's first goal, with text below it saying "DANE SCARLETT SCORES HIS FIRST EVER SPURS GOAL!!!". The background of the image has "GOAL!" repeated many times and "COYS!" (Come On You Spurs) is visible.
January 30, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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archive.today/frFFF

Tottenham fans, this is worth a read (archived from Daily Mail)
screenshot of daily mail article
January 27, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Day out with the ladz
January 25, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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Anywho, this EFL statement in response to Arteta's ball comments is giving me life
EFL issue statement over Arteta's ball comments: As is required throughout the professional game, the PUMA ball used in this season's Carabao Cup and in EFL competition since 2021/22 is tested in accordance with the FIFA Quality Programme for Footballs, and meets the FIFA Quality Pro standard. In addition to the Carabao Cup, the same ball has been successfully used in other major European leagues, including both Serie A and LaLiga and our three divisions in the EFL. All Clubs play with the same ball, and we have received no further comments of this nature following any of the previous 88 fixtures which have taken place in this season's Carabao Cup.
January 8, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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KFC need to bring the boxmaster wrap to the UK, I'm telling you it's the best
January 5, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Interesting names listed here as 'similar' in profile to Antonin Kinsky, including our very own Vicario! #coys
A table on fbref.com showing similar players to Antonin Kinsky from the last 365 days. It includes goalkeepers like Manuel Neuer, Ederson, Vicario, and others.
January 5, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Post yourself in B&W 🖤🤍
B&W selfie
January 3, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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They knew what they were doing
Two close-up photos of a pink-colored smoothie in a glass cup, showing its creamy, whipped texture. The smoothie has a light peachy-pink color and appears thick and smooth. It's being held against a background of green foliage. The post includes a list of ingredients: strawberry, mango, bananas, and agave & oat milk. The image shows engagement metrics indicating 79k reactions and thousands of comments and shares. A comment section showing reactions to a smoothie post. Multiple users have commented with humorous observations about the smoothie's appearance, with comments like "Not the straw-gussy-Berry smoothie" and "What in the strawbussy is this!" The comments have received numerous likes and laughing reactions, ranging from hundreds to thousands of engagements. The chef/author responds to each comment with laughing emojis.
January 2, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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HNY x
The image shows a conversation with ChatGPT in a dark mode interface. A user asks for help writing a cheeky New Year's Eve social media post because they "can't be bothered" to write a year roundup. ChatGPT responds with a humorous template that reads: "Did I achieve all my goals this year? No. Did I accidentally set some new ones by sheer chaos and vibes? Also no. But hey, I survived, I laughed, and I probably owe some of you an apology or a drink. Here's to doing it all over again in 2025—cheers!" The interface shows typical ChatGPT messaging controls at the bottom of the screen.
December 31, 2024 at 11:49 PM
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Freshly hooked
A television screen displays a character wearing a pink hooded jumpsuit and a black mask with a square symbol on it. The background is a metallic blue structure, suggesting a scene from a dystopian or thriller-themed show. The TV is placed on a wooden stand with visible cables and a tissue box nearby.
December 27, 2024 at 2:23 PM