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Funny how they’re the quiet ones and Of Mice and Men are the loud ones.
November 11, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Funny how they’re the quiet ones and Of Mice and Men are the loud ones.
Right? Those at least took bold weird swings even if they didn’t land. This one’s not even trying.
November 11, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Right? Those at least took bold weird swings even if they didn’t land. This one’s not even trying.
Francis Ford Coppola’s Bram Stoker’s Fred Saberhagen’s Dracula
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Francis Ford Coppola’s Bram Stoker’s Fred Saberhagen’s Dracula
Uma Thurman shows up at the end and they go, “Eeee! Pluribus Uma!”
November 11, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Uma Thurman shows up at the end and they go, “Eeee! Pluribus Uma!”
Whatever happened to her, anyway?
November 11, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Whatever happened to her, anyway?
Nobody even remembers Pratt’s character’s name!
November 10, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Nobody even remembers Pratt’s character’s name!
I really need to see this. A dinosaur movie with a pulse!
November 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I really need to see this. A dinosaur movie with a pulse!
Oh it is. Check it out on streaming and stare in disbelief
November 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Oh it is. Check it out on streaming and stare in disbelief
There were no stakes, no tension, and no emotion, which is death for an action movie. It's like they were all in Jumanji and had unlimited lives.
November 10, 2025 at 9:32 PM
There were no stakes, no tension, and no emotion, which is death for an action movie. It's like they were all in Jumanji and had unlimited lives.
Right? Also intentionally unleashing numerous deadly species of dinosaurs on the human population at the end of the last one and then hand-waving it away in this one because they wrote themselves into a corner was dumb.
November 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Right? Also intentionally unleashing numerous deadly species of dinosaurs on the human population at the end of the last one and then hand-waving it away in this one because they wrote themselves into a corner was dumb.
Which one? The dinosaur with a butt forehead or the sneaky scientist / lawyer that they swiped from the first movie?
November 10, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Which one? The dinosaur with a butt forehead or the sneaky scientist / lawyer that they swiped from the first movie?
Right? At least it tried. It reveled in its badness.
November 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Right? At least it tried. It reveled in its badness.
The second or third World with the dinosaur auction and the human/dinosaur hybrid and the psychic clone girl is definitely the most bizarre one, but it at least took big swings. REBIRTH is inert.
November 10, 2025 at 9:20 PM
The second or third World with the dinosaur auction and the human/dinosaur hybrid and the psychic clone girl is definitely the most bizarre one, but it at least took big swings. REBIRTH is inert.
err Chris Pine. Chris something.
November 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM
err Chris Pine. Chris something.
This might be the worst one. Even worse than the Chris Evans ones.
November 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM
This might be the worst one. Even worse than the Chris Evans ones.
Yeah, I'll have the ummmmmm ... Loxcutus of Bagel, with the Assimishmear of Borg Creen Cheese.
November 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Yeah, I'll have the ummmmmm ... Loxcutus of Bagel, with the Assimishmear of Borg Creen Cheese.
Right? Their first mistake was hiring a guy named Mickey Mental, just like the Colts last season who mistakenly hired Joe Bob Cooter.
November 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Right? Their first mistake was hiring a guy named Mickey Mental, just like the Colts last season who mistakenly hired Joe Bob Cooter.
It's funny because Walton Goggins has been the final villain in the final season multiple other times too, such as The Shield. He just makes a great final boss
November 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
It's funny because Walton Goggins has been the final villain in the final season multiple other times too, such as The Shield. He just makes a great final boss