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Steve Holzapfel
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To be honest, when I found out patriarchy wasn't about horses I lost interest anyway.
He wants us to wear suits when we fly because if we die due to a lack of air traffic control oversight, or in a car accident in our 70s station wagon with no air bags on the way to the airport, we’re already dressed for the funeral. Sean Duffy is all about efficiency.
Sean Duffy on slashing fuel economy standards: "This rule will actually allow you to bring back the 1970s station wagon. Maybe a little wood paneling on the side. We can bring back choice to consumers."
December 4, 2025 at 1:28 PM
November 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM
November 11, 2025 at 2:55 AM
“We may have lived too mas” I whispered as I realized the dinosaurs could change genders because of the frog DNA I used in cloning them.
Mountain Dew Baja Blast Pie: 6/10

We may have Lived Too Más. The aftertaste stayed with me for so long. I love Taco Bell, I love Mountain Dew, and I appreciate their partnership and innovation. this one isn’t for the faint of heart.
November 10, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Same energy:
September 4, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Hello from Gooch Ave in Kennebunkport, Maine @dannybkelly.bsky.social

I learned this area was settled by John Gooch and it was important to me that I skeeted that information to you.
May 29, 2025 at 7:24 PM
“I’ve got binders full of sketches!”
"We've seen sketches of deals" -- Kevin Hassett
April 29, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Reposted by Steve Holzapfel
I don't think people who DO have a criminal record should be disappeared to a Salvadoran prison either
April 9, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Calling the imposition of tariffs the “start of negotiation” is like punching someone in the face to “start deescalating” a dispute.
Bartiromo to Bessent: "You're talking about $6 trillion in market value lost in a week. You're talking about CEOs now unwilling to give guidance for 2025. Is there a response or a backup plan for what seems to be corporate America shutting down corporate activity?"
April 9, 2025 at 2:23 PM
RFK Jr: “I strongly disagree.”
Trump: Sometimes you have to take medicine to fix something
April 6, 2025 at 11:51 PM
“The artificial line of separation” is a weird thing to call a sovereign nation’s border.
Trump announces more tariffs on Canada and says, "The only thing that makes sense is for Canada to become our cherished Fifty First State."
March 11, 2025 at 2:05 PM