Marriage is when one person is always right, and the other person is a husband.

My doc asked me if any of my family members suffered from insanity. I told him, 'No, we all enjoy it.

Be good to your nieces and nephews, you'll need them to smuggle alcohol into your nursing home one day.

The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple with limited memory.

How do fish get high? With seaweed.

Hello, this is my first post. I am new on blue sky and learning what all this is about and what I can do.