@stevegarbowski.bsky.social
Deviled egg connoisseur, three-time Kentucky Derby watcher, and assistant manager at Big Jim's Tire Emporium
There’s synchronized diving and synchronized swimming, but why don’t they call marching synchronized walking?
January 6, 2025 at 2:40 AM
There’s synchronized diving and synchronized swimming, but why don’t they call marching synchronized walking?
I feel like I’ve been sleeping all year
January 1, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I feel like I’ve been sleeping all year
What’s up?
December 18, 2024 at 10:35 PM
What’s up?
Drones in NJ Update: They are a marketing campaign for this year's hottest Christmas toy!
December 18, 2024 at 3:24 AM
Drones in NJ Update: They are a marketing campaign for this year's hottest Christmas toy!
I've gotten to the point in life where watching Just Shoot Me is the only thing that makes me feel good,
December 18, 2024 at 3:23 AM
I've gotten to the point in life where watching Just Shoot Me is the only thing that makes me feel good,
Day 1 of trying to get a collaboration between Billy Idol and Shania Twain.
December 15, 2024 at 2:56 PM
Day 1 of trying to get a collaboration between Billy Idol and Shania Twain.
The best part of being a gen X parent is explaining Billy Idol and movies like Dirty Dancing
December 15, 2024 at 2:42 AM
The best part of being a gen X parent is explaining Billy Idol and movies like Dirty Dancing
Watching DVDs in 2024 is like watching a filmstrip projector in 1994
December 14, 2024 at 12:25 AM
Watching DVDs in 2024 is like watching a filmstrip projector in 1994
There comes a time. When we heed a certain call. When the world must come together as one.
December 11, 2024 at 2:00 PM
There comes a time. When we heed a certain call. When the world must come together as one.
Just a friendly reminder that one day the sun will explode and incinerate the Earth. So skip that meeting, drink that extra beer, and eat what you want.
December 10, 2024 at 5:21 PM
Just a friendly reminder that one day the sun will explode and incinerate the Earth. So skip that meeting, drink that extra beer, and eat what you want.
I wonder what Ben Franklin’s TikTok
December 8, 2024 at 11:48 PM
I wonder what Ben Franklin’s TikTok
Top 3 Christmas movies: Scrooged, Bad Santa, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. Honorable Mention: Elf
#christmasmovies #movies #trending
#christmasmovies #movies #trending
December 7, 2024 at 2:37 AM
Top 3 Christmas movies: Scrooged, Bad Santa, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. Honorable Mention: Elf
#christmasmovies #movies #trending
#christmasmovies #movies #trending
Oof. I shouldn’t have eaten all that burrito
December 6, 2024 at 11:23 PM
Oof. I shouldn’t have eaten all that burrito
Reposted
I predict Elon Musk builds an AI version of Trump that will eventually govern all of humanity until the end of time.
December 6, 2024 at 9:13 AM
I predict Elon Musk builds an AI version of Trump that will eventually govern all of humanity until the end of time.
I’m waiting for cardiologists to stop recommending the Mediterranean diet and start promoting the Fourth of July BBQ diet
#bbq #heart #jokes #Mediterraneandiet
#bbq #heart #jokes #Mediterraneandiet
December 4, 2024 at 10:34 PM
I’m waiting for cardiologists to stop recommending the Mediterranean diet and start promoting the Fourth of July BBQ diet
#bbq #heart #jokes #Mediterraneandiet
#bbq #heart #jokes #Mediterraneandiet
December 2, 2024 at 11:49 PM
Things that sound deep but aren't: "There's a pretty big line between short-sided and near-sided."
#jokes #optometryjokes
#jokes #optometryjokes
November 30, 2024 at 10:03 PM
Things that sound deep but aren't: "There's a pretty big line between short-sided and near-sided."
#jokes #optometryjokes
#jokes #optometryjokes
People complain earlier and earlier every year about stores getting ready for Christmas earlier and earlier every year.
#jokes #christmas #HobbyLobbyPutsOutChristmasDecorInJune
#jokes #christmas #HobbyLobbyPutsOutChristmasDecorInJune
November 30, 2024 at 9:57 PM
People complain earlier and earlier every year about stores getting ready for Christmas earlier and earlier every year.
#jokes #christmas #HobbyLobbyPutsOutChristmasDecorInJune
#jokes #christmas #HobbyLobbyPutsOutChristmasDecorInJune
What room do you cry in? A bawlroom
November 30, 2024 at 7:50 PM
What room do you cry in? A bawlroom
Happy Thanksgiving! And to all my christian baker friends: the bread has risen!
#HappyThanksgiving #Thanksgiving #jokes #comedy
#HappyThanksgiving #Thanksgiving #jokes #comedy
November 28, 2024 at 1:07 PM
Happy Thanksgiving! And to all my christian baker friends: the bread has risen!
#HappyThanksgiving #Thanksgiving #jokes #comedy
#HappyThanksgiving #Thanksgiving #jokes #comedy
While I'll be eating a good turkey leg tomorrow, I miss the days of yore when it was all about the stanky leg.
#watchmewhip #naenae #Thanksgiving
#watchmewhip #naenae #Thanksgiving
November 27, 2024 at 2:22 PM
While I'll be eating a good turkey leg tomorrow, I miss the days of yore when it was all about the stanky leg.
#watchmewhip #naenae #Thanksgiving
#watchmewhip #naenae #Thanksgiving
If you know about Ben Franklin, you know that when asked about the new government being created, he answered, "A republic, if you can keep it." And you'd know that if he were alive for Trump's second term, he'd probably be more focused on all our online porn.
#Trump #politics #BenFranklin #jokes
#Trump #politics #BenFranklin #jokes
November 25, 2024 at 12:46 AM
If you know about Ben Franklin, you know that when asked about the new government being created, he answered, "A republic, if you can keep it." And you'd know that if he were alive for Trump's second term, he'd probably be more focused on all our online porn.
#Trump #politics #BenFranklin #jokes
#Trump #politics #BenFranklin #jokes