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My photo shoot of a gravid Boa Constrictor earlier today gets photo bombed by a pet tortoise.
December 2, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I still don't understand why I don't have supermodels swinging by to pose in their underwear on my motorcycles. Maybe it's the weather.
November 28, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Swiped from Facebook
November 20, 2025 at 2:28 AM
If you like old Mothers of Invention material, this is a good one:
November 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Picked up an unused Trident exhaust on eBay for the crunched 955 RS.
I'm going to keep the baffle in, it sounds good just the way it is.
November 16, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 5:03 AM
About 6 weeks ago I adopted two Queensland Carpet Pythons from a reptile shelter.
The male finally got brave enough to voluntarily come out of the cage, the female is still in hiding, too scary.
The previous owner named him Jake The Snake.
November 6, 2025 at 11:09 AM
November 4, 2025 at 7:26 PM
The weather's turning so I got in a cold blast on Old Bug Eyes after work.
This is a wicked little thing.
October 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
When even your neck rats you out about being in the Epstein files.
October 27, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Picked up COVID-19 at the last No Kings Rally, finally woke up long enough for a good bike ride, came home and discovered a dinosaur making itself right at home.
WTH?
October 26, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Time to load up the bike and hit the road.
A woman gave me a yellow button for my fedora, too.
October 18, 2025 at 12:59 PM
October 10, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Blondi needs notes to herself.
October 8, 2025 at 1:36 AM
A little make up and here's the face of the next Joker.
She's a natural.
October 8, 2025 at 12:47 AM
September 23, 2025 at 12:53 AM
MAGA is not only Hillbilly ISIS but is also a criminal enterprise.
September 21, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Set up a desktop stereo system, it turned out REALLY well. Conrad-Johnson MF-2275 amp, Sonic Frontiers SFL-2 preamp, Rega Apollo-R CD player, Mini Maggie System and REL T7 subwoofer.
It's like sitting inside a giant pair of headphones.
September 1, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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August 21, 2025 at 6:29 PM
This Hoagie Kill Fascists
August 20, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Would you let this man babysit your children while they held a pajama party?
August 18, 2025 at 10:27 PM
The Dump Regime has a concept of a peace plan.
August 17, 2025 at 7:08 PM
If he gets any more botox shot into his face his head will explode.
August 15, 2025 at 9:04 PM