Steven Phillips (Lord?)
steveeypips.bsky.social
Steven Phillips (Lord?)
@steveeypips.bsky.social
Proud Jew & Co founder of world's largest network of Jewish Employee Group (ERG) leaders - www.JewishERGs.com

Recovering CyberSec/IT Person Ex-AWS.
How did I notice that @quinnypig.com was no longer X'ing?

I went looking for his salty remarks on the deprecating of chime. 🤣
February 20, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Hi Bluesky...

I'm back.

I haven't been here since before October 7th.

I guess I'm a fundamentally different person now.

Nice to see you all again, especially some of you I miss from the good ole twitter days.
February 1, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Well... this week was a day... or whatever that phrase is!
September 29, 2023 at 7:47 PM
There's a special spot in hell reserved for folk that bring drums to football matches. #justsaying
September 23, 2023 at 1:59 PM
Did I receive an email inviting me to a free lunch? YES.

Did I send that email to myself from someone's unlocked and unattended laptop? ALSO YES.

You know what they say; LOCK YOUR COMPUTER!

(and yes, there's no such thing as a free lunch)
September 21, 2023 at 5:04 PM
Did I make awkward, prolonged, leg-on-leg contact with the man next to me who was manspreading into my space on the tube until he stopped?

You bet I did.
September 20, 2023 at 5:43 PM
If I amuse no one else, I amuse myself 😂
September 19, 2023 at 9:07 PM
You're not.
September 19, 2023 at 8:22 PM
Me: why am I so tired?!

Also me : I wonder if the melatonin will do anything tonight.
September 17, 2023 at 10:17 PM
So, um, I just finished Ted Lasso...

I watched half of the penultimate episode and then the final one.

I've been crying for pretty much 90 minutes, which I guess is the most fitting testament to the great game and the great show.

❤️😭⚽
September 9, 2023 at 12:39 AM
Just walked past a man wearing a t-shirt that read "Motherfucker" in the city this morning.

I'm shocked... But also it was in a fun font.

11/10 for not using comic sans.
September 6, 2023 at 8:41 AM
Sooo @amypearlman.bsky.social following me is how I found out that the bluesky app has some form of notifications!

Finally it may be about to get better than the birdapp!
September 2, 2023 at 9:35 PM
Well, when on the sleeper to Edinburgh, it would be rude not to have a little nightcap!
August 20, 2023 at 11:36 PM
Mum : "Do you have internet on the TV so we can search for a fridge on Costco?"

Me: We are absolutely not doing that.
August 18, 2023 at 8:38 PM
Rest yo head on my knee, wet bella dog!
August 8, 2023 at 2:34 PM
Scheduled Maintenance and Upgrade Works on Lack-Rack-01 are now complete.

Upgrades include 2 additional Shelves, 2 additional power outlets (+1 more by finding the spare Mac power supply I'd lost) and 8 more switch ports!
July 21, 2023 at 8:12 PM
Didn't want to waste ~2 years of sticker collecting...

So I peeled them off the laptop and framed them!
July 19, 2023 at 2:24 PM
Is that double locked? Or just locked again with a smaller font?
July 6, 2023 at 10:01 AM
Reposted by Steven Phillips (Lord?)
In 1776, our forefathers, recognizing the oppression they were under, set us down a path that would lead to today. Celebrate with me by saying “shut up @steveeypips.bsky.social” your loudest voice.
July 4, 2023 at 10:02 PM
Did something against my morals today...

Booked flights on ryanair! 😂
June 22, 2023 at 8:56 PM
In today's episode of "For the Culture" I am in the office...

Everyone around me is speaking another language, to eachother, excluding me from any of the "organic hallway conversations" we talk of....

FOR THE CUTLURE! HUZZAR!
June 20, 2023 at 9:58 AM
You'd think I'd have learned about doing things late at night...

And yet here I am nudging at AWS Amplify trying to work out why it's stopped talking to GitHub...

To realize that I actually need to PUSH THE CHANGES I made 😂🙈😂
June 20, 2023 at 12:30 AM
So, Steven... Tell me about your life:

"Well currently I'm the back of an uber on the way to a party with a suitcase that belongs to the party host's mother in law.

Inside the suitcase are 3 large bottles of soap and all the ingredients to make large amounts of Pimm's."

This is normal right?
June 17, 2023 at 4:13 PM