There’s in angry gorilla in my used coffee grounds.
November 5, 2025 at 12:31 AM
There’s in angry gorilla in my used coffee grounds.
This is Clive, my barker
October 31, 2025 at 8:29 PM
This is Clive, my barker
The coddle in question:
October 17, 2025 at 2:17 AM
The coddle in question:
I bought a 3 lb package of bratwurst at a wholesale club, so I’m going to be doublin’ my Dublin coddle.
October 15, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I bought a 3 lb package of bratwurst at a wholesale club, so I’m going to be doublin’ my Dublin coddle.
September 25, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Tryna boycott censorship. Ended up boycotting fossil fuels instead.
September 24, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Tryna boycott censorship. Ended up boycotting fossil fuels instead.
Weakening the Free Press. Claiming to be pro-free speech, while working to destroy it.
September 17, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Weakening the Free Press. Claiming to be pro-free speech, while working to destroy it.
After weeks of looking for the Selena Gomez signature Oreo that unlocks content online, I found one! But now instead of bonus content, the link on the package sends you to a clearance sale for Selena Gomez cookies.
September 4, 2025 at 5:51 PM
After weeks of looking for the Selena Gomez signature Oreo that unlocks content online, I found one! But now instead of bonus content, the link on the package sends you to a clearance sale for Selena Gomez cookies.
I love when he uses his wittle feetses like hands
August 25, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I love when he uses his wittle feetses like hands
The AINFL plays 150 games per year.
August 16, 2025 at 9:18 PM
The AINFL plays 150 games per year.
Oh no! I got tomato sauce on my hand. The crime in my kitchen is out of control! Time to federalize the national guard! #bigballsisapussy
August 13, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Oh no! I got tomato sauce on my hand. The crime in my kitchen is out of control! Time to federalize the national guard! #bigballsisapussy
Here’s a way to get republicans on board with banning insider trading for Congress. Call it
The
Prohibiting
Every
Legislator from
Owning
Stocks as
Insiders
Act
The
Prohibiting
Every
Legislator from
Owning
Stocks as
Insiders
Act
July 31, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Here’s a way to get republicans on board with banning insider trading for Congress. Call it
The
Prohibiting
Every
Legislator from
Owning
Stocks as
Insiders
Act
The
Prohibiting
Every
Legislator from
Owning
Stocks as
Insiders
Act
Stop supporting war criminals. We see you.
July 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Stop supporting war criminals. We see you.
Teddy Peanut Butter supports X-Men.
June 18, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Teddy Peanut Butter supports X-Men.
Started with a cassette drive for storage, then added 4 floppy drives!
May 8, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Started with a cassette drive for storage, then added 4 floppy drives!
“I picked you because, frankly, I never heard of you”
April 30, 2025 at 4:15 PM
“I picked you because, frankly, I never heard of you”
Dog toys are wild.
April 13, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Dog toys are wild.
There’s a Cheez-Its bag in my planter. It’s been a long winter.
March 21, 2025 at 7:31 PM
There’s a Cheez-Its bag in my planter. It’s been a long winter.
This is a single LEGO®️ piece and it pisses me off.
March 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
This is a single LEGO®️ piece and it pisses me off.
Here’s the list of ten Democratic Nazi sympathizers who voted to Censure Al Green
March 6, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Here’s the list of ten Democratic Nazi sympathizers who voted to Censure Al Green
The greasy finger smudges on my iPad form a grid. Do I really touch the screen in a griddy way or is the texture of the screen such that finger muck is only deposited in certain griddy areas?
February 28, 2025 at 6:09 PM
The greasy finger smudges on my iPad form a grid. Do I really touch the screen in a griddy way or is the texture of the screen such that finger muck is only deposited in certain griddy areas?
Clive found his sunbeam.
February 28, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Clive found his sunbeam.