stevedau.bsky.social
@stevedau.bsky.social
I own a headboard but give off strong mattress on the floor kinda vibes
Pro rights
Pro humanity
Pro wrestling
June 12, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Thought the same thing. It's bad when I have to check to see if it's satire.
June 12, 2025 at 1:15 AM
The few, the proud, the wilfully ignorant
June 12, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Wonder what D rate photoshop job will be the prosecution's main piece of evidence? #BeTheLuigiYouWantToSeeInTheWorld
June 6, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I'd say go ahead few steps further. Drag their mutilated corpses through the streets. After convictions.
May 1, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Haven't seen anything beyond season 3. Always thought they would do an episode where they explained the amount of random tiddies they put into episodes as part of a future episode.
April 23, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Bench pressed some tofu and jumped some rope with a jumprope I fastened from seaweed and morning after pills. Ya know.... man stuff
April 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I'll never understand how the spoiled, silver spooned, whiny, never takes accountability, falsified medical records to dodge the draft of a war he later insulted a POW of, cheats at golf, inheritance fuck up was tasked by the GOP to "Save masculinity". I've met toddlers with more machismo.
April 8, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Don't forget Michelle Obama's sleeveless gown #willsomebodypleasethinkofthechildren
April 1, 2025 at 10:08 PM
In Minnesota at the moment. Was at a bar last night and was perched up next to a guy who almost immediately announced himself as "a Trump guy". He echoed what all the talking heads have been telling him to think, "Well we need Greenland for defense".
March 29, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Kriss Kross will make you Press A! Press A!
March 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Selling out for his own benefit. Schumer - "Maybe I can be his Rommel"
March 14, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Just look at it as you're paying for another Elon botched penis augmentation. It helps.
March 11, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Wonder what positions Trump will give them in his administration? "Head of women's rights and equality"?
February 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Bill Burr emerging as a quasi leader in all this mess was definitely not on my Bingo card.
February 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Physically they're one of the most distinguishable characteristics between men and women. It can be related to how many women like a strong physique on a man.
February 27, 2025 at 6:32 AM