Megan, first thing you learn in a real sports department:

Nobody sets an old record.

Juan Soto set a record today. Period.

Secular? Whom are we thanking?

And make sure to explain that they are STORIES — myths. And explain the difference between faith and fact.

You teach its undeniable importance in the development of Western Civilization, along with Greek and Roman mythology. You do not teach it as factual or any better or more legitimate than any other religious text.

The Epstein thing . . . That was MY line!