Riff Citchard
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The ghost of Christmas Adjacent* has just arrived.
*I’ve taken shrooms
*I’ve taken shrooms
December 25, 2025 at 9:26 AM
The ghost of Christmas Adjacent* has just arrived.
*I’ve taken shrooms
*I’ve taken shrooms
5pm Friday is the Event Horizon of the weekend after which nothing can escape. But as early as Thursday phenomena associated with the weekend start to be experienced.
December 11, 2025 at 10:39 PM
5pm Friday is the Event Horizon of the weekend after which nothing can escape. But as early as Thursday phenomena associated with the weekend start to be experienced.
"It was a moonless night..."
I say starting my story about the time I got locked in an underground carpark and they turned the lights off.
I say starting my story about the time I got locked in an underground carpark and they turned the lights off.
December 9, 2025 at 12:18 PM
"It was a moonless night..."
I say starting my story about the time I got locked in an underground carpark and they turned the lights off.
I say starting my story about the time I got locked in an underground carpark and they turned the lights off.
My family is descended from the guy who threw the apple at Isaac Newton.
November 26, 2025 at 12:43 PM
My family is descended from the guy who threw the apple at Isaac Newton.
IMDB is short for I'm de Batman.
November 24, 2025 at 10:19 AM
IMDB is short for I'm de Batman.
I am a grownup. You can't talk me into doing stupid stuff for a tenner anymore.
The price is now £30.
The price is now £30.
November 23, 2025 at 10:31 AM
I am a grownup. You can't talk me into doing stupid stuff for a tenner anymore.
The price is now £30.
The price is now £30.
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on satrday importan thing is u do whatever u want w no regard for laws of man
November 8, 2025 at 2:21 PM
on satrday importan thing is u do whatever u want w no regard for laws of man
Asking at the Pharmacy if they have anything to remove an ancient curse.
October 22, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Asking at the Pharmacy if they have anything to remove an ancient curse.
Cats as polar explorers.
October 22, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Cats as polar explorers.
The house across the street that I habitually stare into has been empty for days now. I can only assume the man who lived there has been carried off by a large bird.
September 12, 2025 at 8:57 AM
The house across the street that I habitually stare into has been empty for days now. I can only assume the man who lived there has been carried off by a large bird.
Accidentally locked myself out of my comfort zone.
August 6, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Accidentally locked myself out of my comfort zone.
I am regretting absorption my twin in the womb. They are the one who should be having to deal with all this shit.
June 8, 2025 at 8:41 AM
I am regretting absorption my twin in the womb. They are the one who should be having to deal with all this shit.
I've become a Buddhist in the hope I get reincarnated as a hairless cat that my owners consider to be their child and I spend my days being photographed looking fabulous for my Instagram account.
April 17, 2025 at 9:06 AM
I've become a Buddhist in the hope I get reincarnated as a hairless cat that my owners consider to be their child and I spend my days being photographed looking fabulous for my Instagram account.
In space no one can hear you scream. Also no one can hear you fart so: silver lining.
November 22, 2024 at 8:18 PM
In space no one can hear you scream. Also no one can hear you fart so: silver lining.
In bought a giant magnet so I can make my downstairs neighbour's cutlery move around.
November 22, 2024 at 8:18 PM
In bought a giant magnet so I can make my downstairs neighbour's cutlery move around.