Hopeful that you lose a lot off applicants this year, and are stuck only with the kind of mixed-up people who don’t mind their university capitulating to someone antithetical to the reasons people go to college.

Clearly, there is no qualification or standard for being called a “preacher”. Rest in penitence…

At this point is there any good reason not to become a Canadian?

Thank you Canada! Most Americans (the non-crazy ones) are with you.

Thank you Department of Health!

“Inaccurate” makes it sound like a mistake. When it’s intentional (and consistent) it’s a lie. A lie.

They moved it indoors because it will be windy that day, and well, there is no amount of product that can keep the “hair” in place. And he can’t wear a hat.