looking to get lulled into a false sense of something if anyone has any recs

woke fred durst also be like

i eat my kale raw
i dont use straws
and if my day keeps goin this way i just might
BURN SOME FUCKIN SAGE TONIGHT

Woke fred durst be like

its all about the he/she/they says he/she/they says bullshit

Guy who just finished @cushbomb.bsky.social 's podcast on the 30 years war: This is really giving 30 years war rn ngl

Max Headroom? How do I get in there!

one day we're gonna learn that reading books causes brain cancer or something and i will be vindicated

*to the tune of Message in a Bottle*

sucking on a pee nis