I’m thinking I’m too cool to boogie.

Schumer probably needed a nap. Hakeem is waiting for an intervention from God.

No Netflix? Why did you have to pay for it?

It seems like we’re headed that way.

Online dating has its pros and cons. I’ve used it successfully. Keep trying, you just have to weed through the Looney Tunes.

Martial law?

I think an entire baseball game has only about 7 or 8 minutes of actual action.

Michigan is really going to be hit hard.

It doesn’t matter what they ask, because it’s all political theater. Hegseth could have sat in a semi-comatose state and drooled for two hours and the GOP would still confirm him.