free Willy??

Tenerife

Well, you would - wouldn't you?

Now, THIS is what Twitter used to be like! Brava!

Private education, followed by Cambridge .... not a great advert for geography teaching in the private sector!

And to you & yours, Michelle.

Rocking chair on the veranda!

Practice makes perfect!

Put "Electric cattle prod" on your Santa list!

A Spaniard, Englishman & Irishman walk into a bar. Landlord says "You're banned!" They reply "Yes, we're Juan, Derrick, Sean"

You want a joke?

Definitely. I've had that several times before & tried their bottled bitter this weekend. Plum porters can be lovely & smooth but if they're TOO plummy it can be a challenge.

Not come across that one. Will look out for it.

Brewed by Fullers now!

True story: A couple of years ago, I was down in the shopping centre. An old lady was pushing her wheeled zimmer. Two well-meaning youths approached her and asked if they could "push it for her" - I said nothing, smiled & kept walking past. x

It pains me every day: I look around at all of these old gits slowing me down as I scurry along the pavements ... many of them are probably a lot younger than me. 😂 x