Steve Bernard
steve-bernard.bsky.social
Steve Bernard
@steve-bernard.bsky.social
just wanted to say your observation at the end of this ep—that, for all we’re told about how complex and fascinating the motives of the world’s villains are, what motivates good people to stand up and do the right thing is infinitely more mysterious and interesting—is gonna stick with me for a while
December 6, 2025 at 4:25 AM
You found 5 strings, but you can’t put them in your backpack because you don’t have one. If only someone had put a backpack in a box for you to find right away. Then you would have found a backpack. Now you have nowhere to put strings or cloth. Now you’re absolutely fucked.
December 6, 2025 at 1:27 AM
i liked the one i saw that went something like, “i would actually like bernie sanders if he wasn’t our enemy and didn’t stand for any of the things people celebrate him for”
December 4, 2025 at 4:54 PM
i have probably googled what this spike thing was supposed to be like five times at various stages of my life, each time forgetting that last time i tried, the answer was “?????”
December 2, 2025 at 9:31 PM
sometimes i think about what it’d be like to be one of the executives and managers who specifically ask people to implement stuff like this bc it must be interesting to know, for a fact, that civilization would be entirely improved by sending you away to a prison island
December 1, 2025 at 3:09 PM
i know the rule is no one powerful ever experiences consequences, and i’m sure this is a failure of imagination on my part, but it is extremely difficult for me to imagine people not facing war crimes charges for this boats shit when power changes hands. it’s so absurdly over the top
November 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
the scare quotes made me mad
November 24, 2025 at 12:43 AM
serious republican infighting over whether or not jews should be whitelisted in american fascism is a pretty funny bit
November 23, 2025 at 5:12 PM
weird that a cat guy is bullying dogs about this. suspicious. possibly trying to deflect negative attention from cats, an even more notoriously lazy and sleepy type of creature
November 23, 2025 at 6:04 AM
all online people are immune to the deadlights like how microdosing poison builds up a resistance
November 22, 2025 at 3:29 PM
i love that he can’t resist surrounding himself with cretins who kiss his ass even though he has nothing but contempt and loathing for ass-kissers. completely cursed existence
November 22, 2025 at 12:06 AM
it’s going to be your fault if it happens
November 21, 2025 at 8:29 PM
darkly funny that the dems have already basically disowned BLM and are in the process of jettisoning the T from LGBT, demonstrating the superficiality of the bumper stickers that this meme was satirizing
November 21, 2025 at 6:29 PM
the whole reason the dems offer inclusivity instead of anything material is because THEY think it’s trivial! inclusivity is free, it costs them nothing. and as soon as they feel like it costs them so much as a couple popularity points, they will toss inclusivity in the trash, every time. nihilists!
November 21, 2025 at 6:18 PM
i think he’s the only epstein guy that truly bummed me out. definitely would launch him into the sun with the rest of them but there would be a bit of a godfather 2 “you broke my heart” moment for me
November 19, 2025 at 8:26 PM
i think it was obama himself who told them the actual winning political play on healthcare: superficially tweak the aca and call it trumpcare. but they’re way too stupid to see the truth of that
November 19, 2025 at 8:13 PM
not that i’m glad it’s happening—people will die, and it’s pure evil—but i cannot think of something that would give more political steam for m4a than dismantling obamacare. these guys are so fucking stupid.
November 19, 2025 at 8:10 PM
hard to believe the smiling man has only been with us for 2 years now
November 19, 2025 at 3:14 PM
can’t believe my community of left wing political operatives turned against me when i declared i was their enemy now. truly only the left could be so intolerant
November 19, 2025 at 12:47 PM
americans are pretty fucking stupid but i think most of us at least have whatever ephemeral sense makes us feel repulsed by a cokehead freak declaring himself secretary of WAR because it sounds more badass and then proceeding to whine at american high command about beards for an hour
November 18, 2025 at 5:01 PM
lol if don jr goes first trump ain’t crying at his funeral. trump’s forgetting don jr faster than he forgot charlie kirk
November 18, 2025 at 7:06 AM
he’s one of very few guys i believe existing AI could actually replace.
November 17, 2025 at 6:20 AM
is it even possible for these files to be as bad for trump as he seems to believe they are?
November 16, 2025 at 10:00 PM
lol but their main source of revenue is VC suckers who believed the AGI hype. how can you pivot from AGI hype to serious business when your business IS AGI hype? this is like when OnlyFans briefly decided they weren’t going to allow porn on their platform anymore
November 14, 2025 at 4:55 PM
cracking up now imagining someone who truly believes trump was spending hours with this girl just talking to her, getting information that he can use to bust epstein and rescue her, like he is a liam neeson character or something
November 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM