Sterner
@sternerryan.bsky.social
Desperately trying to stay gold…
After 18 years in my district, I finally learned to use the laminator so I can make a disc golf bulletin board in my classroom. Nobody likes English, anyway!
August 22, 2025 at 3:02 PM
After 18 years in my district, I finally learned to use the laminator so I can make a disc golf bulletin board in my classroom. Nobody likes English, anyway!
Was hoping Pico’d keep rocking the ‘bearded, wise Ryu’ skin.
August 17, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Was hoping Pico’d keep rocking the ‘bearded, wise Ryu’ skin.
Matty Matheson lasagna was bangin’, man. First time making lasagna, and it’s up there with my favorites I’ve had.
August 11, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Matty Matheson lasagna was bangin’, man. First time making lasagna, and it’s up there with my favorites I’ve had.
Now that we’re pushing 40, we don’t do as many discs as we used to. But it’s beach time, baby!
First discs of the week!
First discs of the week!
August 10, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Now that we’re pushing 40, we don’t do as many discs as we used to. But it’s beach time, baby!
First discs of the week!
First discs of the week!
City near me is home to the largest free music festival in the US. I hate it here, but my wife and my friends always want to come. Save me.
August 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
City near me is home to the largest free music festival in the US. I hate it here, but my wife and my friends always want to come. Save me.
I just made one with this stuff, which came from one of the hot ones lineups. It’s good, but admittedly too hot to use in large amounts. I mixed this up with some of the standard buffalo sauce it’s just enough to make me sweat a bit but is still delicious!
August 1, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I just made one with this stuff, which came from one of the hot ones lineups. It’s good, but admittedly too hot to use in large amounts. I mixed this up with some of the standard buffalo sauce it’s just enough to make me sweat a bit but is still delicious!
I have not being doing enough work on my hot sauce stash, and I’ve now got over 50 bottles waiting for me (not counting the 10 or so in progress in my fridge). The top box is my wife’s, and she’s also got a baby stash going!
August 1, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I have not being doing enough work on my hot sauce stash, and I’ve now got over 50 bottles waiting for me (not counting the 10 or so in progress in my fridge). The top box is my wife’s, and she’s also got a baby stash going!
We stay at this hotel near this big mercantile center, and the logo is almost identical to Paul McBeth’s logo.
July 25, 2025 at 12:08 PM
We stay at this hotel near this big mercantile center, and the logo is almost identical to Paul McBeth’s logo.
We played 2 rounds at Pyramids today. I played like absolute doo doo, but Cole and Lilly came to cheer us up after my wife and I both had pretty garbo 2nd rounds. The course still rules though, and usually these two cuties accompany on us for the first 7 or 8 holes.
July 25, 2025 at 12:56 AM
We played 2 rounds at Pyramids today. I played like absolute doo doo, but Cole and Lilly came to cheer us up after my wife and I both had pretty garbo 2nd rounds. The course still rules though, and usually these two cuties accompany on us for the first 7 or 8 holes.
Wort is one of my favorite smells in the world. Back when I was brewing a ton, some dude mistakenly pulled into my driveway instead of the neighbors and was absolutely appalled by the smell of boiling wort; he was horrified when I told him it would eventually be beer. Treehouse smells heavenly!
July 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Wort is one of my favorite smells in the world. Back when I was brewing a ton, some dude mistakenly pulled into my driveway instead of the neighbors and was absolutely appalled by the smell of boiling wort; he was horrified when I told him it would eventually be beer. Treehouse smells heavenly!
Annual trip to Treehouse to kick off 6 days of good beer, good company, good hot sauce, and good disc golf!
July 23, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Annual trip to Treehouse to kick off 6 days of good beer, good company, good hot sauce, and good disc golf!
I almost had my Mose and Dwight seesaw moment! Google drove by and mapped my street when I was sealing my driveway; I gave the car a big cheesy thumbs up, but they got me before I turned around. So close!
July 20, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I almost had my Mose and Dwight seesaw moment! Google drove by and mapped my street when I was sealing my driveway; I gave the car a big cheesy thumbs up, but they got me before I turned around. So close!
My in-laws and their kids have been visiting for days. There is a laundry list of things that burn my biscuits, but this is a big one: they fucking park in my car when there’s a cutout behind the truck! Yesterday, I moved the truck for them. Today, they park me in again. Serenity now!
July 20, 2025 at 9:07 PM
My in-laws and their kids have been visiting for days. There is a laundry list of things that burn my biscuits, but this is a big one: they fucking park in my car when there’s a cutout behind the truck! Yesterday, I moved the truck for them. Today, they park me in again. Serenity now!
My wife and I play in a 2-round disc golf doubles tournament every year on our anniversary weekend. It’s always a ton of fun. This year, the best shot round on the gold layout was brutally long and had tons of elevation, but we both won CTPs, so we brought home some fun new plastic and some beer!
July 13, 2025 at 1:13 PM
My wife and I play in a 2-round disc golf doubles tournament every year on our anniversary weekend. It’s always a ton of fun. This year, the best shot round on the gold layout was brutally long and had tons of elevation, but we both won CTPs, so we brought home some fun new plastic and some beer!
I lost my favorite driver on this poorly-placed drive into those bushes. At dinner afterwards, my wife remembered she took this video, which obviously would’ve been very helpful. Her excuse was she was flustered about her own poor drive on this very difficult hole. We had a good laugh about it.
July 13, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I lost my favorite driver on this poorly-placed drive into those bushes. At dinner afterwards, my wife remembered she took this video, which obviously would’ve been very helpful. Her excuse was she was flustered about her own poor drive on this very difficult hole. We had a good laugh about it.
I never noticed this goofy tree stump at my home disc golf course before. It is cool!
July 1, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I never noticed this goofy tree stump at my home disc golf course before. It is cool!
I drank it, but cheers!
June 29, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I drank it, but cheers!
Heat index hit 100 tonight. We foolishly did not cancel our league games, and my wife even more foolishly came to watch. I’ve been sick for days. We won both games. I feel like I have done irreparable damage to my body. I’m getting old! Ultimate rules.
June 24, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Heat index hit 100 tonight. We foolishly did not cancel our league games, and my wife even more foolishly came to watch. I’ve been sick for days. We won both games. I feel like I have done irreparable damage to my body. I’m getting old! Ultimate rules.
Dinosaur Island Rawr ‘n Write friggin’ rules, man. Roll and write are so fun. #skygaming
June 22, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Dinosaur Island Rawr ‘n Write friggin’ rules, man. Roll and write are so fun. #skygaming
June 22, 2025 at 4:11 AM
That card was super fun. Now, I’ll squeeze in one more awful horror movie on Tubi before my wife gets back from her visit, and this will have been an excellent “bachelor” few days. Obviously, my wife is amazing, and she is my best friend, but I love me some dual screen living room time!
June 21, 2025 at 10:36 PM
That card was super fun. Now, I’ll squeeze in one more awful horror movie on Tubi before my wife gets back from her visit, and this will have been an excellent “bachelor” few days. Obviously, my wife is amazing, and she is my best friend, but I love me some dual screen living room time!