It doesn’t matter how many kimchi pancakes you hand me I will eat all of them
October 11, 2025 at 1:06 AM
It doesn’t matter how many kimchi pancakes you hand me I will eat all of them
You ever think about that one thing your life is missing? And it’s always a heartagram tattoo?
June 29, 2025 at 3:16 AM
You ever think about that one thing your life is missing? And it’s always a heartagram tattoo?
No talking in the car when Sade is playing
June 22, 2025 at 11:42 PM
No talking in the car when Sade is playing
Absolutely gutted to report that I have found out exactly what “too much ranch” is
May 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Absolutely gutted to report that I have found out exactly what “too much ranch” is
He that hath no tomato jam and egg musubi, let him sell his garment and buy one
April 18, 2025 at 1:43 PM
He that hath no tomato jam and egg musubi, let him sell his garment and buy one
Why go grocery shopping when you could go watch Cubs baseball at Wrigley Field
April 8, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Why go grocery shopping when you could go watch Cubs baseball at Wrigley Field
Update: I wish the real world would just stop hassling me
Hitting the Matchbox 20 discography. DO NOT call or text
March 14, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Update: I wish the real world would just stop hassling me
Hitting the Matchbox 20 discography. DO NOT call or text
March 14, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Hitting the Matchbox 20 discography. DO NOT call or text
Jesus is my plug 🔌
February 26, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Jesus is my plug 🔌
It’s not other magic players you gotta worry about smelling at the pro tour, it’s actually all the hot dogs
February 23, 2025 at 8:49 PM
It’s not other magic players you gotta worry about smelling at the pro tour, it’s actually all the hot dogs
420 on a Wednesday. I’m alone again
January 22, 2025 at 10:21 PM
420 on a Wednesday. I’m alone again
Taking the bus to buy designer goods
December 15, 2024 at 10:10 PM
Taking the bus to buy designer goods
This is where my feet are supposed to go btw
December 4, 2024 at 2:50 PM
This is where my feet are supposed to go btw