Steven
@stereovenom.com
🔴: I think I can learn almost anything.
🟡: Emphasis on "almost."
🟢: I really can.
Just another gifted millennial trying to survive another once-in-a-lifetime world crisis.
🟡: Emphasis on "almost."
🟢: I really can.
Just another gifted millennial trying to survive another once-in-a-lifetime world crisis.
Heavy sigh. I wish I could say I was surprised, but I'm just.. disappointed.
December 11, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Heavy sigh. I wish I could say I was surprised, but I'm just.. disappointed.
Shit no, I was sure you were talking about the bit in Mr. & Mrs. Smith where she tries to kill Brad Pitt in the kitchen with a knife.
It's like learning for the first time about Tarantino's thing for feet, and the "ohhhh that makes a whole lot of sense" that follows
It's like learning for the first time about Tarantino's thing for feet, and the "ohhhh that makes a whole lot of sense" that follows
December 10, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Shit no, I was sure you were talking about the bit in Mr. & Mrs. Smith where she tries to kill Brad Pitt in the kitchen with a knife.
It's like learning for the first time about Tarantino's thing for feet, and the "ohhhh that makes a whole lot of sense" that follows
It's like learning for the first time about Tarantino's thing for feet, and the "ohhhh that makes a whole lot of sense" that follows
Yeah and I'm no Brad Pitt, but I absolutely sta... stay responsible with sharp implements.
December 10, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Yeah and I'm no Brad Pitt, but I absolutely sta... stay responsible with sharp implements.
It's wild how much the right prescriptions can change your life. I'm 40, and only now figuring out that meds are okay for ME to take, too. Now it's like can participate in all the days, instead of just the ones "when I feel good enough."
December 10, 2025 at 8:20 PM
It's wild how much the right prescriptions can change your life. I'm 40, and only now figuring out that meds are okay for ME to take, too. Now it's like can participate in all the days, instead of just the ones "when I feel good enough."
little known fact*, they're called daywalkers because they get to take extra steps before getting called for traveling.
*might not be a fact
*might not be a fact
December 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
little known fact*, they're called daywalkers because they get to take extra steps before getting called for traveling.
*might not be a fact
*might not be a fact
for cooking
you're going to use it for cooking
you're going to use it for cooking
December 10, 2025 at 8:12 PM
for cooking
you're going to use it for cooking
you're going to use it for cooking
But today I spent a good half dozen hours on maybe a couple hundred extremely complicated lines of code, so hey, everything's not all bad.
December 10, 2025 at 4:29 AM
But today I spent a good half dozen hours on maybe a couple hundred extremely complicated lines of code, so hey, everything's not all bad.
Omg was that today? That was today. I was just being irreverent and trying to rhyme with "effigy" and "streets," not reminisce about your bodily fluids.
I am so glad I was able to be useful that day.
I am so glad I was able to be useful that day.
December 4, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Omg was that today? That was today. I was just being irreverent and trying to rhyme with "effigy" and "streets," not reminisce about your bodily fluids.
I am so glad I was able to be useful that day.
I am so glad I was able to be useful that day.
fuck I can't tell if this is a bit or in reference to a thing I can't remember
December 4, 2025 at 12:47 AM
fuck I can't tell if this is a bit or in reference to a thing I can't remember
burning in effigy in the streets
date which will live in infamy in the sheets
(no i will not elaborate)
date which will live in infamy in the sheets
(no i will not elaborate)
December 4, 2025 at 12:39 AM
burning in effigy in the streets
date which will live in infamy in the sheets
(no i will not elaborate)
date which will live in infamy in the sheets
(no i will not elaborate)
I do appreciate how kindly you responded on FB! I did not miss that subtext. (I am going to continue to workshop the muffintop/cupcake joke in my head, because I think it'd be hilarious if I can get it right.)
December 1, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I do appreciate how kindly you responded on FB! I did not miss that subtext. (I am going to continue to workshop the muffintop/cupcake joke in my head, because I think it'd be hilarious if I can get it right.)
"Sent from Yahoo Mail for iPhone" so you know you need to take it VERY SERIOUSLY.
December 1, 2025 at 3:44 PM
"Sent from Yahoo Mail for iPhone" so you know you need to take it VERY SERIOUSLY.
Arrr matey I be fond of other solutions these days.
But only because I am unreasonably afraid of disc rot. I'm actually most likely to "buy" a digital copy (aka rent a license) AND obtain an "archival backup" in case my digital copy is stolen.
But only because I am unreasonably afraid of disc rot. I'm actually most likely to "buy" a digital copy (aka rent a license) AND obtain an "archival backup" in case my digital copy is stolen.
November 30, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Arrr matey I be fond of other solutions these days.
But only because I am unreasonably afraid of disc rot. I'm actually most likely to "buy" a digital copy (aka rent a license) AND obtain an "archival backup" in case my digital copy is stolen.
But only because I am unreasonably afraid of disc rot. I'm actually most likely to "buy" a digital copy (aka rent a license) AND obtain an "archival backup" in case my digital copy is stolen.
It's not fair how easy it is to find Glass Onion and how hard it is to find Original Recipe.
November 30, 2025 at 10:13 PM
It's not fair how easy it is to find Glass Onion and how hard it is to find Original Recipe.
What the hell, I feel like there aren't even ingredients in instant ramen. What are poor college students eating now?
Anyway frozen dinners are a great source of excessive sodium, I struggle to find ones under 1,000mg.
Anyway frozen dinners are a great source of excessive sodium, I struggle to find ones under 1,000mg.
November 30, 2025 at 10:13 PM
What the hell, I feel like there aren't even ingredients in instant ramen. What are poor college students eating now?
Anyway frozen dinners are a great source of excessive sodium, I struggle to find ones under 1,000mg.
Anyway frozen dinners are a great source of excessive sodium, I struggle to find ones under 1,000mg.
I actually really love that I can tell that the one on the right is Rachel cosplaying as Michael.
November 30, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I actually really love that I can tell that the one on the right is Rachel cosplaying as Michael.
Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?
November 30, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?
Taking pictures of food is not always the right choice! Especially when you're on meds with appetite suppressant side effects. I assure you this was, despite appearances, a delicious and filling meal.
November 28, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Taking pictures of food is not always the right choice! Especially when you're on meds with appetite suppressant side effects. I assure you this was, despite appearances, a delicious and filling meal.
I have a general awareness that Torrid and Nordstrom have a better selection of sizes than average, but I have no idea if that will help your particular needs. Best of luck!
November 26, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I have a general awareness that Torrid and Nordstrom have a better selection of sizes than average, but I have no idea if that will help your particular needs. Best of luck!
Congratulations, your baby will be a mobile 5G hotspot and be able to shoot chemtrails from their fingertips.
November 26, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Congratulations, your baby will be a mobile 5G hotspot and be able to shoot chemtrails from their fingertips.