alexis
@steppinlazer.bsky.social
no one skeets like gaston, reads bad tweets like gaston
www.alexis.work 🐣 she/her
www.alexis.work 🐣 she/her
just found this shit stuck on my door and honestly the bigger question is why does mary look like she’s animorphing into odo’s flubber form
November 15, 2025 at 2:03 PM
just found this shit stuck on my door and honestly the bigger question is why does mary look like she’s animorphing into odo’s flubber form
book for babies or game critics who can say
November 12, 2025 at 3:00 PM
book for babies or game critics who can say
goodnight everybunny
November 10, 2025 at 5:35 PM
goodnight everybunny
i have to go to bed, but
November 3, 2025 at 5:36 PM
i have to go to bed, but
freshly brushed and ready to hog
November 2, 2025 at 4:11 PM
freshly brushed and ready to hog
had a brain fail trying to look up “i need a hitta” by katie got bandz and now i’m dying at this clown-ass result that google gave me (i’m so sorry trina）
November 1, 2025 at 5:26 PM
had a brain fail trying to look up “i need a hitta” by katie got bandz and now i’m dying at this clown-ass result that google gave me (i’m so sorry trina）
occupied within five minutes of arrival
October 30, 2025 at 1:17 PM
occupied within five minutes of arrival
five minutes into blake manor and i’m already winning
October 29, 2025 at 12:26 PM
five minutes into blake manor and i’m already winning
could i beat up a robot bus: intrusive thoughts edition
October 28, 2025 at 10:08 AM
could i beat up a robot bus: intrusive thoughts edition
thinking a little bit too hard about how many glasses of my water this little clown has sipped when my back was turned
October 26, 2025 at 1:05 PM
thinking a little bit too hard about how many glasses of my water this little clown has sipped when my back was turned
ayo it’s new book day, congrats @ckunzelman.bsky.social
October 24, 2025 at 1:49 PM
ayo it’s new book day, congrats @ckunzelman.bsky.social
the return of the king
October 21, 2025 at 10:03 AM
the return of the king
another classic jamelle L
October 19, 2025 at 4:48 PM
another classic jamelle L
happy halloween everyone
October 19, 2025 at 5:31 AM
happy halloween everyone
a tale of two hornets (one of them had an alternate look with a long sexy hornet hair wig because why not sexy hornet)
October 18, 2025 at 8:41 AM
a tale of two hornets (one of them had an alternate look with a long sexy hornet hair wig because why not sexy hornet)
ok this is what i’m here for
October 18, 2025 at 8:37 AM
ok this is what i’m here for
portland frog* is here at gamescom
*readily available generic amazon frog costume
*readily available generic amazon frog costume
October 18, 2025 at 6:55 AM
portland frog* is here at gamescom
*readily available generic amazon frog costume
*readily available generic amazon frog costume
(extreme inspector clouseau voice) swimming…. pewl
October 17, 2025 at 8:23 AM
(extreme inspector clouseau voice) swimming…. pewl
in better news today i saw fat tiger on my way to gamescom
October 16, 2025 at 2:01 PM
in better news today i saw fat tiger on my way to gamescom
sure glen, by all means keep using genAI and frame the solution as getting some absurd sense of “courage” back
October 16, 2025 at 1:11 PM
sure glen, by all means keep using genAI and frame the solution as getting some absurd sense of “courage” back