Steph Yack
@stephyack.bsky.social
Generally helpful weirdo
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If I started a substack, would anyone read it? 🤔
September 30, 2025 at 5:31 AM
If I started a substack, would anyone read it? 🤔
Why be sad on vacation? I don't want sad vacation.
September 20, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Why be sad on vacation? I don't want sad vacation.
Just had a very grumpy & unprofessional outburst, then immediately got my period. Fuckin' stereotypes.
August 30, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Just had a very grumpy & unprofessional outburst, then immediately got my period. Fuckin' stereotypes.
O I really wish I could stay home and blow my nose all night.
July 25, 2025 at 10:52 PM
O I really wish I could stay home and blow my nose all night.
I just want it to be chilly again so my kitties will snuggle with me.
July 25, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I just want it to be chilly again so my kitties will snuggle with me.
My perfect little beanie baby is sleeping in her carrier. I love my lil Pepper.
July 25, 2025 at 1:20 AM
My perfect little beanie baby is sleeping in her carrier. I love my lil Pepper.
I think I haven't used this as much because I finally have someone to tell all my dumb thoughts to.
July 20, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I think I haven't used this as much because I finally have someone to tell all my dumb thoughts to.
Ok, I'm ready to go home now.
April 10, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Ok, I'm ready to go home now.
I do love the Next Gen episodes where Data gets a little more human. He's so adorable.
March 27, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I do love the Next Gen episodes where Data gets a little more human. He's so adorable.
You know things are gonna get sneaky when Lt Warf puts on his turtleneck.
March 27, 2025 at 2:13 AM
You know things are gonna get sneaky when Lt Warf puts on his turtleneck.
If I wasn't so ~healed (aka stoned), a lot of the shit my future mother-in-law says about her body would be very offensive.
March 25, 2025 at 5:09 AM
If I wasn't so ~healed (aka stoned), a lot of the shit my future mother-in-law says about her body would be very offensive.
I need a real cozy hibernation station, right meow.
March 17, 2025 at 6:46 AM
I need a real cozy hibernation station, right meow.
Making my future father-in-law watch the XFiles with me so I, A. Don't have to talk to him and B. Get to watch the XFiles.
March 15, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Making my future father-in-law watch the XFiles with me so I, A. Don't have to talk to him and B. Get to watch the XFiles.
Dang, I love the X-Files so deeply and the Native American mysticism trope is Not Great™
March 13, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Dang, I love the X-Files so deeply and the Native American mysticism trope is Not Great™
Just took a poop without being stalked by 3 cats and now I'm sad.
December 20, 2024 at 4:31 AM
Just took a poop without being stalked by 3 cats and now I'm sad.
I hate when strange old men talk to me.
December 15, 2024 at 12:14 AM
I hate when strange old men talk to me.
I think I've "hey, you need a guy"d too close to the sun. 😩
December 14, 2024 at 8:28 AM
I think I've "hey, you need a guy"d too close to the sun. 😩
Just talked to my dad for 45 minutes and we barely spent any time going "yup, so..." at each other. Proud of us.
December 10, 2024 at 1:32 AM
Just talked to my dad for 45 minutes and we barely spent any time going "yup, so..." at each other. Proud of us.
Y'all I would be such a good nepo baby. Any rich peeps want to adopt me and fund my lifestyle?
December 9, 2024 at 11:07 PM
Y'all I would be such a good nepo baby. Any rich peeps want to adopt me and fund my lifestyle?
Being covered in cats is the best feeling. I love my little snuggle beans.
November 28, 2024 at 12:00 AM
Being covered in cats is the best feeling. I love my little snuggle beans.
My mother is an exhausting creature.
November 25, 2024 at 2:21 AM
My mother is an exhausting creature.
Where do musical theaters peeps get all their energy from? Can someone bottle it and put it in pill form for me?
November 24, 2024 at 3:32 AM
Where do musical theaters peeps get all their energy from? Can someone bottle it and put it in pill form for me?
I do wish my apartment wasn't slowly (or not so slowly) falling apart.
November 23, 2024 at 10:08 PM
I do wish my apartment wasn't slowly (or not so slowly) falling apart.
Wowie zowie, I'm very good at making myself feel bad.
November 23, 2024 at 3:34 AM
Wowie zowie, I'm very good at making myself feel bad.
My hair looked really good today, despite the general air of despair.
November 22, 2024 at 8:02 AM
My hair looked really good today, despite the general air of despair.