Steph Straub
stephstraub.com
Steph Straub
@stephstraub.com
Friendly neighborhood Nuyorican. Writer, editor, and filmmaker. A Young Lord called me a "warrior poet" so I've been riding that high ever since. stephstraub.com
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Hi, new platform, I'm Steph, and I'm late to switching from the other dude's platform - lefty who likes movies and writes.

Most recently wrote a personal essay / album review on The Cocteau Twins' Heaven or Las Vegas on 68to05

www.68to05.com/essays/1990-...
1990: Heaven or Las Vegas, The Cocteau Twins — SIXTYEIGHT2OHFIVE
By Steph Straub
www.68to05.com
Man imagine the worst shitlib who is as upset tonight as they were in 2016 lmao gottee
November 5, 2025 at 5:14 AM
How do I get the hinge aloof wife filter
November 4, 2025 at 9:32 PM
How many boomers do you think will end up accidentally voting Zohran bc they couldn't be fucked to find his bullshit independent party on the ballot
November 4, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Oh man I did a solid Woody impression while teaching kindergarten drama and those kids ate that up 😭🙂‍↕️😊
September 10, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Me, 4 years old, watching rocko's modern life
July 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
GET YOUR BUM ASS BACK TO WESTCHESTER
June 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
June 25, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Me leading the elderly to the voting booths so a sex pest failed gov doesn't win
a cartoon of coyote painting a tunnel with looney tunes on the bottom
ALT: a cartoon of coyote painting a tunnel with looney tunes on the bottom
media.tenor.com
June 24, 2025 at 1:55 PM
The arrogance to be a scumbag politician and a literal registered sex offender and campaign like you're the victim beaten, bandaged, and bloodied - because you chose to run again in a historic show of hubris
June 23, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Jd vance in the back like
a man with makeup on his face is looking through a door
ALT: a man with makeup on his face is looking through a door
media.tenor.com
June 22, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Blocking any and all Cory Booker Simps
April 3, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Ayo how THE FUCK do I go from the Fulton J platform to the PATH train without having to walk outside and walk around tourists that look like they came out of WALL-E
March 14, 2025 at 2:51 PM
March 12, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Hey has Schumer said fucking anything yet?
March 12, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Took a shower while listening to bad Bunny and almost busted my ass
March 8, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Do you think rfk jr sounds like how rfk sounded when he got shot
March 1, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Of course hochul won't boot Adams, because that would require her to do something
February 20, 2025 at 6:06 PM
My dad has all his voice assistants on his phone as male bc he said it "feels like cheating" meanwhile I'm like "who got the hottest voice"
February 20, 2025 at 5:26 PM
No one trying to impress Jodie foster these days huh
February 20, 2025 at 5:59 AM
How does Hakeem Jeffries have a job? If I had that stage presence I'd quit any public facing job, even if it were barista and I needed the money
February 20, 2025 at 5:55 AM
This mf got me rooting for hochul do you know how many layers of enemy of my enemy I have to perform in my head
February 19, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Blocking shit libs on here the way I block right wingers, like no, I don't wanna know what mark cuban thinks on any platform
February 15, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Seen two couples arguing on Valentine's Day like call it, man y'all not making it to your anniversary
February 15, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Got a misspelled Reagan quote on some presenter's slide I'm so cooked fam
February 7, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Me to doc: ay so I pulled my groin working out so maybe a referral for PT or something

Doc: these things are likely to happen while overweight

Me: yeah and I hear working out is supposed to help lose weight, which I can't do rn
February 7, 2025 at 12:14 AM