Do the people who make Uncrustables not realize that they actually do have a crust? Because my kids have certainly realized it.

Currently a mess because the school nurse called to tell me my 5.5 year old was punched in the stomach by another kindergartener while he was coloring at his desk. Principal involved and will be contacting me. Just want to get him off the bus and see his little face and find out wtf happened.

Interview went great, was told I was going to have a 2nd. Been a week with no follow up after my thank you email and that they “forwarded my resume to the next department” and I am really crushed about it. This job could have changed my life. I had a referral and the interview went over by 40 min.

Chameleon hell fire. Mellow yellow zen I don’t want to eat you right now edition.

Made the mistake of taking NyQuil two nights in a row. Now I’m awake at 4:45am with hot flashes and I have a job interview at 11:30. Can’t wait.

What a great night out on Broad! Go birds! 💚🦅

Not me arguing with my cat that she can’t go outside right now because there’s bird flu out there.

Luna has had enough of this shit.

Oh Mama, I’m just having fun on the stage in my heels, it’s where I belong

Sitting here looking at my horribly uncomfortable couch and I can’t help but think how every fucking month I could buy a new couch with the money we use for our health insurance. A new couch. Every. Fucking. Month. Health insurance in the USA costs me one fucking couch a month. I hate this place.

I really love how every time Tesla gives me a loaner, it’s only charged like 40%. Ugh, love my car, hate the brand.

When you’re so stressed that you know you’ll feel better if you cry, but you’re too stressed to actually cry. It’s like it’s stuck somewhere in my upper chest and in my sinuses.

I love this time of year because people will post something super dramatic and vague like “Nooooooo” and I can’t tell if it’s about football or *gestures outside window* all of this.

Not sure what to do with myself here. I guess this is my new scream into the void. I started to really like threads and now I have to switch again. I hope this takes off.

Clover cat in front of the fire. 😻

When did the bean water start to forsake my nervous system? I keep trying over and over to readjust to caffeine and every time I regret the decision due to uncontrollable shakes.

I don’t know wtf I am doing here. I’m getting too old for all this platform switching. I just want to watch birds off my back porch and have fundamental human rights.