⚠️CW: Scat⚠️

I hope you all like pool parties, because fuck Marco Polo, this next game we're gonna play will be sooo much nastier! Bleat!~ ♡

(We're all assholes because we're gonna have to make the pool technician deal with this bullshit.)

#scat #furryscat #vrchatscat

How would you feel if I opened up my big goofy giraffe maw and tempted to slurp you all up?~ ♡

Hey! I wanted to ask you all something.

Currently, I'm getting my ref sheet redone so that it can be used as the reference for my VR avatar. When the time comes and my thick and dumb-ass is finally in VR— Is there any special pose you'd like to see me do for fun? <3

HAHAHAHAHAHA I CREATED AN ACCIDENT

WHAT SHOULD WE NAME THEM

thinking about working on my next video this tuesday... >:3

Hi there, everyone! I made my first status update yesterday on my Public Patreon page. I was going to post it as several tweets here, but Twitter doesn't like funny big words, so I'll just link to the post instead. :3

*giraffe sfx* (idfk)

www.patreon.com/posts/wow-my...

Oh, before I forget to say it later— If you would like to see the extended version of "Patty Fountain", please consider supporting me on Patreon!~ It would help me out so much and allow me to keep on making this crazy-ass weird shit! <3

www.patreon.com/cw/StephPolk...

Introducing my first video: "Polkahoof Presents: Patty Fountain"! (PUBLIC RELEASE)

During an early shift at Gas & Greasy's, a familiar face comes by with a hungry tummy and a sloppy appetite. <3

#scat #furry #vrchat

Link to video: mega.nz/file/hv5TCTj...

-giraffe noises- :3