Yep. Agree with ALL of this. Bipedalism was a mistake. Or at least, it def requires several more million years of evolution to work out the structural issues.

High crimbs and Mizzdeneanners all over the place out here. Seriously.

Sometimes I strategically block left-lane traffic and signal to the right lane traffic that I'm letting them move over for the on-ramp traffic. Truckers in particular will flash at me in thanks or wave as I ride past.

Why are people in general so dumb, dangerous, and disappointing these days?

Same thing on the freeway: people passing at on-ramps so that folks in the right lane cannot move over to allow on-ramp traffic to merge. There is a yield sign ON THE FREEWAY, not the ramp. And yet, every time, there is an idiot passing in the left lane, pacing the right lane vehicle. /5

I see folks leaving cars at the gas pump all the damn time to go inside and shop/pee/whatever. MOVE your DAMN CAR, people! Other people need to use the pump. MOVE to the parking area!
I'm just frustrated that people seem so situationally unaware of every f'ing thing farther than 2 inches away. /4

I mean, I'm behind her, there is a line of folks behind me. We ALL have our wallets/cards out. I'm getting three things and I'm ready to tap and flee w my purchases. I realize this is a small town, I realize older folks lived in slower times, but honestly.... What the hell. /3

You KNOW that there is a financial transaction involved here. Why the hell are you so startled to find out you now have to pay for that cart full of groceries? Why the hell are you not ready with at least wallet in hand? Explain to me the thought process (or lack thereof) here. /2

"Ehrmagarhd!" (Feline Version)

"Consume, dammit! How can we provide value for the shareholders and golden compensation packages for the CEO if you don't consume? How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?!"

😂 😂

Mentally queueing up the song here

"Rude. That. Was. Rude...."

💯💯 💯 agreed 👍

Not a morning person. I want more daylight in the afternoon/ evening so I can do outside stuff after work.

Exactly. It's atrocious that I had to use the AC driving home from the laundry / water / grocery run this afternoon. It's mid-November, fer criminy sake!

But remember: climate change is all a big hoax 🙄🤬🤦

They do whatever their corporate masters want. Voters are a distant third at best in all their calculations, after pleasing donors, getting their money, and retaining their power.