steph
@stephofthewild.bsky.social
need to find edward and frederick bopp (inventors of vertical blinds) to let them know they are the biggest fucking idiots to have ever lived
April 28, 2025 at 1:41 AM
need to find edward and frederick bopp (inventors of vertical blinds) to let them know they are the biggest fucking idiots to have ever lived
@ target clothing manufacturers have u ever seen a woman before
April 17, 2025 at 7:38 PM
@ target clothing manufacturers have u ever seen a woman before
i hate a “did you know you’re supposed to open a banana from the bottom” fucker shut the fuck up
March 12, 2025 at 12:17 AM
i hate a “did you know you’re supposed to open a banana from the bottom” fucker shut the fuck up
my personal hell involves a conversation with someone who uses the following words: kiddos, momma (in a “you go momma!” kind of way), HUBBY, my mini, crotch gremlins
March 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
my personal hell involves a conversation with someone who uses the following words: kiddos, momma (in a “you go momma!” kind of way), HUBBY, my mini, crotch gremlins
why does every taco bell new menu item reveal look like service at a texas megachurch
March 7, 2025 at 2:03 AM
why does every taco bell new menu item reveal look like service at a texas megachurch
ok back to being a cody simpson fangirl
February 27, 2025 at 4:32 AM
ok back to being a cody simpson fangirl
whenever someone is scared of a tiny bit of mold in their shower i just know they have lived the most comfortable life
February 26, 2025 at 3:34 AM
whenever someone is scared of a tiny bit of mold in their shower i just know they have lived the most comfortable life
my shampoo and conditioner are not synced up. i am miserable.
February 19, 2025 at 12:47 AM
my shampoo and conditioner are not synced up. i am miserable.
the year is 2061. your millennial coworker is a year away from retirement. they just referred to the covid-19 pandemic as “the panini.”
February 15, 2025 at 4:22 AM
the year is 2061. your millennial coworker is a year away from retirement. they just referred to the covid-19 pandemic as “the panini.”
“can i use my laptop so i can google what 5’6 is in inches”
February 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
“can i use my laptop so i can google what 5’6 is in inches”
the urge to call everyone princess but only if i think they would hate being called princess
February 11, 2025 at 5:38 PM
the urge to call everyone princess but only if i think they would hate being called princess
cunty screamo is my favorite genre, love u scene queen!
February 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
cunty screamo is my favorite genre, love u scene queen!
good morning and go birds
February 9, 2025 at 12:05 PM
good morning and go birds
i can’t wait to move and not give my university my updated address. how dare you ask me for donations before i’ve paid off my loans.
February 7, 2025 at 9:11 PM
i can’t wait to move and not give my university my updated address. how dare you ask me for donations before i’ve paid off my loans.
joining a sports league as an adult is the best thing i’ve ever done, it’s just work out together and then get food and drinks together
February 2, 2025 at 7:50 PM
joining a sports league as an adult is the best thing i’ve ever done, it’s just work out together and then get food and drinks together
needed cleanser that was in a locked case at target and the employee said i guess the girl with the key went on break and then she walked away
January 27, 2025 at 11:48 PM
needed cleanser that was in a locked case at target and the employee said i guess the girl with the key went on break and then she walked away
dentist said $200 and i said no and they said ok fine $100. in case anyone needed a reminder about the healthcare industry and the legitimacy of its prices!
January 27, 2025 at 11:04 PM
dentist said $200 and i said no and they said ok fine $100. in case anyone needed a reminder about the healthcare industry and the legitimacy of its prices!
walking into the dentist office rn diet coke in hand
January 27, 2025 at 9:05 PM
walking into the dentist office rn diet coke in hand
too lazy to edit but imagine this says “i can excuse nazi salutes but i draw the line at lying about your path of exile account”
January 26, 2025 at 10:59 PM
too lazy to edit but imagine this says “i can excuse nazi salutes but i draw the line at lying about your path of exile account”
“how was your day” i cried when my phone disconnected from carplay
January 22, 2025 at 10:25 PM
“how was your day” i cried when my phone disconnected from carplay
marriage scares me because what if you are married for years and then find out your spouse is using the hand drying towel to clean the counter
January 20, 2025 at 4:38 PM
marriage scares me because what if you are married for years and then find out your spouse is using the hand drying towel to clean the counter
getting my car serviced is a scam!!!!! $500 and it looks exactly the same…
January 18, 2025 at 8:06 PM
getting my car serviced is a scam!!!!! $500 and it looks exactly the same…
throughout my lifetime i have probably spent over 1000 hours ripping off tiny pieces of skin from various locations on my body
January 17, 2025 at 8:51 PM
throughout my lifetime i have probably spent over 1000 hours ripping off tiny pieces of skin from various locations on my body