Stephen Paul
@stephenpaul.bsky.social
Translator of One Piece, Vinland Saga, Akane-banashi, Yotsuba&, Sword Art Online, and others.
he said AI wasn't taking my job fast enough
November 15, 2025 at 3:39 AM
he said AI wasn't taking my job fast enough
Oda trying to trap me as though I wasn't forged in a crucible of his own making
September 29, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Oda trying to trap me as though I wasn't forged in a crucible of his own making
Simulation breaking down moment: peering at this tiny tray icon while I have a Ninja Gaiden Ragebound video playing in the background and hearing the guy playing say the side character's name "Kumori" at the exact moment my eyes passed over the weather widget that says kumori (cloudy)
August 7, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Simulation breaking down moment: peering at this tiny tray icon while I have a Ninja Gaiden Ragebound video playing in the background and hearing the guy playing say the side character's name "Kumori" at the exact moment my eyes passed over the weather widget that says kumori (cloudy)
San Diego Comic Con?
San Diego Comic Con!
San Diego Comic Con!
July 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
San Diego Comic Con?
San Diego Comic Con!
San Diego Comic Con!
Environmental storytelling
July 6, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Environmental storytelling
Having trouble falling asleep? Try the ancient Japanese method of "Sassa to Nero"
July 1, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Having trouble falling asleep? Try the ancient Japanese method of "Sassa to Nero"
launching my Switch 2 with the only rational choice, EDF2
June 5, 2025 at 7:29 AM
launching my Switch 2 with the only rational choice, EDF2
the time has come once again...
May 8, 2025 at 8:20 PM
the time has come once again...
oh this HAS to bang
April 27, 2025 at 10:36 PM
oh this HAS to bang
going to preorder the new fun toy
April 24, 2025 at 4:42 AM
going to preorder the new fun toy
performing open heart surgery (a new cooling unit, in white)... this shit is stressful!
still gotta plug in all the power cables to the board...the patient is not out of the woods yet
still gotta plug in all the power cables to the board...the patient is not out of the woods yet
April 17, 2025 at 12:00 AM
performing open heart surgery (a new cooling unit, in white)... this shit is stressful!
still gotta plug in all the power cables to the board...the patient is not out of the woods yet
still gotta plug in all the power cables to the board...the patient is not out of the woods yet
when the fans need a whipping boy
March 24, 2025 at 11:53 PM
when the fans need a whipping boy
eating burritos in the park.... this sucks ass
March 9, 2025 at 8:46 PM
eating burritos in the park.... this sucks ass
How your message finds me:
February 19, 2025 at 12:10 AM
How your message finds me:
the irony of Skinner's line is that since this is crosswordese, I WILL be hearing it again soon
February 4, 2025 at 4:42 PM
the irony of Skinner's line is that since this is crosswordese, I WILL be hearing it again soon
they put "yucky you" in the crossword
January 20, 2025 at 7:52 PM
they put "yucky you" in the crossword
HEY! HI...!
(motions rolling down window)
HOW DO I BECOME A VOICE ACTOR?
(motions rolling down window)
HOW DO I BECOME A VOICE ACTOR?
January 8, 2025 at 3:10 AM
HEY! HI...!
(motions rolling down window)
HOW DO I BECOME A VOICE ACTOR?
(motions rolling down window)
HOW DO I BECOME A VOICE ACTOR?