Stephen Miller Facts₍ₛₐₜᵢᵣₑ₎
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As Stephen Miller continues to serve the United States, as one of his aides, I want everyone to know about this wonderful, tall, and sexy man, so I created a profile to help all of us get to know him better! #StephenMillerFacts
Stephen's not "all work, no play"! For instance, he has the world's third largest collection of Hummel figurines (specifically, figurines from the Human Centipede Unforgettable Moments collection)!
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#StephenMillerFacts
October 28, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Stephen's not "all work, no play"! For instance, he has the world's third largest collection of Hummel figurines (specifically, figurines from the Human Centipede Unforgettable Moments collection)!
#StephenMillerFacts
#StephenMillerFacts
Many know that Stephen Miller is pro-life, but most don't know it's because The Ritual requires infants born of a mother's womb. The attempt to perform The Ritual with fetuses is what caused Hurricance Helene!
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#StephenMillerFacts
October 28, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Many know that Stephen Miller is pro-life, but most don't know it's because The Ritual requires infants born of a mother's womb. The attempt to perform The Ritual with fetuses is what caused Hurricance Helene!
#StephenMillerFacts
#StephenMillerFacts
Miller's species worked with DARPA and the FDA to create the now-famous "orphan crushing machine," from which a single orphan can provide enough slurry to coat his body up to 10 times, allowing him to survive in sunlight for a total of 80 hours!
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#StephenMillerFacts #OrphanCrushingMachine
October 28, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Miller's species worked with DARPA and the FDA to create the now-famous "orphan crushing machine," from which a single orphan can provide enough slurry to coat his body up to 10 times, allowing him to survive in sunlight for a total of 80 hours!
#StephenMillerFacts #OrphanCrushingMachine
#StephenMillerFacts #OrphanCrushingMachine
Stephen Miller can unhinge his jaw and swallow prey up to two whole feet in diameter, which is more than half his height!
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#StephenMillerFacts
October 28, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Stephen Miller can unhinge his jaw and swallow prey up to two whole feet in diameter, which is more than half his height!
#StephenMillerFacts
#StephenMillerFacts
Ever wonder how Stephen keeps that sexy-yet-aristocratically-pallid skin (as he says, the white the righter!)?
If you remember that black trash bag someone tossed out the White House window a few weeks ago, it contained Stephen Miller's just-shed skin from his last moulting.
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If you remember that black trash bag someone tossed out the White House window a few weeks ago, it contained Stephen Miller's just-shed skin from his last moulting.
#StephenMillerFacts
October 28, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Ever wonder how Stephen keeps that sexy-yet-aristocratically-pallid skin (as he says, the white the righter!)?
If you remember that black trash bag someone tossed out the White House window a few weeks ago, it contained Stephen Miller's just-shed skin from his last moulting.
#StephenMillerFacts
If you remember that black trash bag someone tossed out the White House window a few weeks ago, it contained Stephen Miller's just-shed skin from his last moulting.
#StephenMillerFacts