Stephen McGann
@stephenmcgann.uk
Not even the most famous person in my bedroom. Full biog: https://tinyurl.com/29skn3p6
Yes, your credibility. That untarnished jewel of a thing.
November 2, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Yes, your credibility. That untarnished jewel of a thing.
The percentage fall in the Peso will depend on what Oasis cover he's singing...
October 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM
The percentage fall in the Peso will depend on what Oasis cover he's singing...
Self-harm really hurts, actually.
October 20, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Self-harm really hurts, actually.
Well, seeing as they get a whole feature piece in the Guardian to address the question, I guess so...
October 10, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Well, seeing as they get a whole feature piece in the Guardian to address the question, I guess so...
Many claims are made for the power of poetry to change lives. All I can offer on the death of Brian Patten is a simple truth. This poem - sent to me by my not-then-wife - is the reason I am with her 40 years on.
RIP Brian. x
RIP Brian. x
September 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Many claims are made for the power of poetry to change lives. All I can offer on the death of Brian Patten is a simple truth. This poem - sent to me by my not-then-wife - is the reason I am with her 40 years on.
RIP Brian. x
RIP Brian. x
Part of a photo study entitled 'Amphetamine bears of Poplar'
September 16, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Part of a photo study entitled 'Amphetamine bears of Poplar'
It's what Sid would've wanted.
August 15, 2025 at 9:24 PM
It's what Sid would've wanted.
Here he is reminding us how high we should set our thermostats this winter.
August 10, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Here he is reminding us how high we should set our thermostats this winter.
The vessel sailing by my hotel window is first-class only, apparently... :-)
#liverpoolfc #hongkong #ynwa
#liverpoolfc #hongkong #ynwa
July 25, 2025 at 5:19 AM
The vessel sailing by my hotel window is first-class only, apparently... :-)
#liverpoolfc #hongkong #ynwa
#liverpoolfc #hongkong #ynwa
"You put one leg in there....that's it.... now, put your other leg into there. Good. Now pull that belt bit up towards your waist... "
July 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
"You put one leg in there....that's it.... now, put your other leg into there. Good. Now pull that belt bit up towards your waist... "
Sorry. I've run out of crayons.
June 28, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Sorry. I've run out of crayons.
The visitors have all promised they won't tell anyone.
May 23, 2025 at 7:41 AM
The visitors have all promised they won't tell anyone.
May 8, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Well, that, or an unorthodox sex life...
April 15, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Well, that, or an unorthodox sex life...
"You boy! What tariff is it today?"
April 9, 2025 at 7:56 PM
"You boy! What tariff is it today?"
Delighted to be taking part in HistFest 2025 at the British Library on April 26th!
I'll be talking all about my great uncle Jimmy, who survived the Titanic disaster as a lowly member of the engine room crew...
Come along! >>
histfest.org/histfest-2025/
I'll be talking all about my great uncle Jimmy, who survived the Titanic disaster as a lowly member of the engine room crew...
Come along! >>
histfest.org/histfest-2025/
March 29, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Delighted to be taking part in HistFest 2025 at the British Library on April 26th!
I'll be talking all about my great uncle Jimmy, who survived the Titanic disaster as a lowly member of the engine room crew...
Come along! >>
histfest.org/histfest-2025/
I'll be talking all about my great uncle Jimmy, who survived the Titanic disaster as a lowly member of the engine room crew...
Come along! >>
histfest.org/histfest-2025/
They had me at "Dear , ".
Dear %$££&
If you're going to treat the customer as little more than a data cow that you milk for internal metrics using email harvesting, then it might be good to start with their human name, and not a random piece of punctuation.
love , xx
Dear %$££&
If you're going to treat the customer as little more than a data cow that you milk for internal metrics using email harvesting, then it might be good to start with their human name, and not a random piece of punctuation.
love , xx
March 23, 2025 at 12:05 PM
They had me at "Dear , ".
Dear %$££&
If you're going to treat the customer as little more than a data cow that you milk for internal metrics using email harvesting, then it might be good to start with their human name, and not a random piece of punctuation.
love , xx
Dear %$££&
If you're going to treat the customer as little more than a data cow that you milk for internal metrics using email harvesting, then it might be good to start with their human name, and not a random piece of punctuation.
love , xx
"Elon Musk, a celebrity, ..."
Chef's kiss, FT. Chef's kiss.
Chef's kiss, FT. Chef's kiss.
March 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
"Elon Musk, a celebrity, ..."
Chef's kiss, FT. Chef's kiss.
Chef's kiss, FT. Chef's kiss.
Pancakes. The only thing that separates us from the animals.
March 4, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Pancakes. The only thing that separates us from the animals.
She sang that, you know, you were a firework, and, like, she's now a firework!!!!!! *
* I've lived too long.
* I've lived too long.
February 27, 2025 at 9:01 PM
She sang that, you know, you were a firework, and, like, she's now a firework!!!!!! *
* I've lived too long.
* I've lived too long.
Righto. But is pretension still pretension?
February 14, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Righto. But is pretension still pretension?
I have just laughed for a clear half minute at this photograph.
February 12, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I have just laughed for a clear half minute at this photograph.
Me and her and the Little Show That Could. x
February 11, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Me and her and the Little Show That Could. x