The Stephen Kelly
@stephenkellyy.bsky.social
Full time Comedian. Looking for work and maybe a bit of love while I’m here hahahah. Currently lost at sea as of 26/07/24, account managed by family - Formerly of Twitter
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Where are my likes? At least Elon might give me a few likes every now and then
I’ve been sitting around, standing all day
January 22, 2026 at 8:46 PM
I’ve been sitting around, standing all day
2026 I’m getting my first like 💯
2025 I’m getting my first like 💯
January 22, 2026 at 8:45 PM
2026 I’m getting my first like 💯
2025 I’m getting my first like 💯
January 16, 2025 at 8:17 AM
2025 I’m getting my first like 💯
Fancy fudge is like the Bog Butter of Desserts
December 31, 2024 at 1:48 AM
Fancy fudge is like the Bog Butter of Desserts
Where are my likes? At least Elon might give me a few likes every now and then
December 4, 2024 at 7:06 PM
Where are my likes? At least Elon might give me a few likes every now and then
Think like Michael. Act like Mouse
December 3, 2024 at 1:17 PM
Think like Michael. Act like Mouse
We were in the slop. And we just had to keep getting sloppier
December 2, 2024 at 11:47 PM
We were in the slop. And we just had to keep getting sloppier
New Tv Show idea, MTV’s Pimp my mind
“Yo we heard you’ve been in your feels lately, so to cheer you up we decided to take out your amygdala”
“Yo we heard you’ve been in your feels lately, so to cheer you up we decided to take out your amygdala”
November 28, 2024 at 3:11 PM
New Tv Show idea, MTV’s Pimp my mind
“Yo we heard you’ve been in your feels lately, so to cheer you up we decided to take out your amygdala”
“Yo we heard you’ve been in your feels lately, so to cheer you up we decided to take out your amygdala”
I’m like the mentalist but for crossing the road
November 22, 2024 at 10:32 PM
I’m like the mentalist but for crossing the road
Congratulations @wbennett.bsky.social
Claim today for a chance to sleep with me!
Claim today for a chance to sleep with me!
Giveaway ending when I get my first follower
November 21, 2024 at 12:32 PM
Congratulations @wbennett.bsky.social
Claim today for a chance to sleep with me!
Claim today for a chance to sleep with me!
Reposted by The Stephen Kelly
If me loving Sparkling water is a barrier to true love between us. They can leave
November 21, 2024 at 12:35 AM
If me loving Sparkling water is a barrier to true love between us. They can leave
If anyone seeks out my account on blue sky I will kiss you very passionately
November 15, 2024 at 3:38 AM
If anyone seeks out my account on blue sky I will kiss you very passionately